Deadpool (2016)

Between the Holidays Scene 12

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 12, "Between the Holidays", from the film Deadpool.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 12

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Deadpool (Wade)
    If your left leg is Thanksgiving... and your right leg is Christmas... can I visit you between the holidays? Oh! That sweater is terrible. But red looks good on you.
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  • Vanessa
    Red's your color. Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Listen, I've been thinking...
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  • Vanessa
    Really?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    ...about why we're so good together.
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  • Vanessa
    Why's that?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Well, your crazy matches my crazy. Big time.
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  • Vanessa
    Hmm.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces, you know, the weird curvy edges...
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  • Vanessa
    You put them together and you can see the picture on top.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Right.
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  • Vanessa
    Wade... there's something I've been meaning to ask you. But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me. Will you, uh... stick it in my...
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Marry me?
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  • Vanessa
    Uh... Jinx?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Huh.
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  • Vanessa
    Where were you hiding that?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Nowhere. They say one month's salary. So, uh...
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  • Vanessa
    You mean?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    I do.
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  • Vanessa
    That's my line. I love you, Wade Wilson.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    You're supposed to... So that's a...
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  • Vanessa
    Yes!
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Whoo! Yes! I feel just like a little girl. What if I just held on and never let go?
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  • Vanessa
    Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Oh, Star Wars jokes.
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  • Vanessa
    Empire.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer. Hey. Perfect. Let's see. All right, wee break. Shake it, yeah.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of train-wrecks... with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled program.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    What the...
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  • Vanessa
    Oh, my God. Wade?
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