Deadpool (2016)

Wham! Scene 15

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 15, "Wham!", from the film Deadpool.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 15

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Uh... This is my most prized possession.
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  • Vanessa
    Wham?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    No, no, no. Wham! Make It Big is the album that George and Andy earned the exclamation point.
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  • Vanessa
    So, am I supposed to just smile and wave you out the door?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Think of it like spring cleaning. Only if spring was death. God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters.
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  • Vanessa
    Sounds like you do. Bernadette is not going anywhere, because you're not going anywhere. Drink.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without. Ha.
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  • Vanessa
    You belong here at home. Surrounded by your Voltron and your Bernadette, and your me.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show. Like, a Yakov-Smirnoff- opening-for-the Spin-Doctors-at-the- Iowa-State-Fair shit-show. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. I want you to remember me. Not the ghost of Christmas me.
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  • Vanessa
    Well, I wanna remember us.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    I swear to God, I will find you in the next life... and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window. Wham!
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  • Vanessa
    No one is boom-boxing shit. Okay? We can fight this. Besides, I just realized something. You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine.
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