Deadpool (2016)

Killed By a Zamboni Scene 22

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 22, "Killed By a Zamboni", from the film Deadpool.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 22

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Deadpool (Wade)
    This shit's gonna have nuts in it.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Where's Francis? Where's Francis?
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  • Al
    Seltzer water and lemon for blood. Or wear red. Dumbass.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Don't make me ask twice. Where...is Francis? He made me ask twice. Is the mask muffling my voice?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Where's Francis? Where the fuck is Francis?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    You're about to be killed by a Zamboni.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Where's Francis?
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  • Unknown Woman
    No! Please!
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Oh, God! I'm so sorry! Oh! You little spider monkey! Where... is... Francis? This is confusing. Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean, the line gets real... blurry.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're gonna die! In five minutes!
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  • Agent Smith
    Don't hesitate to call me.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Nice to see you, Jared. I'll take the footlong... Fully loaded.
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  • Agent Smith
    Whoa, whoa!
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    41 confirmed kills. Now it's 89. About to be 90.
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  • Agent Smith
    Mr. Wilson?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Ding-ding.
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  • Agent Smith
    You're looking very alive.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Ha! Only on the outside!
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  • Agent Smith
    This is not going to end well for me, is it?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss?
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  • Agent Smith
    I can tell you exactly...
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Oh, you'll tell me. But first... You might wanna look away for this. Now this little piggy went to... Thank you, Agent Smith.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Taxi!
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  • Dopinder
    Hop in! Great day for a ride.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    And we all know how this turned out. Whoops! You weren't meant to see that. There. All caught up.
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  • Garbage Man
    We're here.
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