Deadpool (2016)

Looks Are Everything Scene 25

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 25, "Looks Are Everything", from the film Deadpool.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 25

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Oh.
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  • Al
    Tylenol PM?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    You can stick that where you stuck the Bactin. I raided my stash of wisdom tooth Percocet... and I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now. But I appreciate the gesture.
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  • Al
    Am I crazy, or is your hand really small?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    About the size of a KFC spork.
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  • Al
    Ugh. I get why you're so pissy... but your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this woman... and tell her how you feel.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me. If you could see me, you'd understand.
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  • Al
    Looks aren't everything.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Looks are everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method?
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  • Al
    Love is blind, Wade.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    No. You're blind.
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  • Al
    So, you're just gonna lie there and whimper?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    No, I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty... and then I'm gonna come up with a whole new Christmas Day plan. In the meantime, you might wanna leave the room. I bet it feels huge in this hand. Go, go, go.
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