Deadpool (2016)

Four, Three, Two Scene 26

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 26, "Four, Three, Two", from the film Deadpool.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 26

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Weasel
    So, the doctor says, "The bad news is you don't have that long to live." So, the patient says, "How long do I have?" The doctor says, "Five." The guy says, "Five what?" And the doctor says, "Four, three, two..." Can I help you ladies?
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  • Ajax (Francis)
    Oh, I do hope so. I heard you might be able to point me in the direction of a, um, friend of mine. Name of Wade Wilson.
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  • Weasel
    Sorry. I don't know the name. Hey, you're not supposed to be behind the bar.
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  • Angel
    I've seen this girl.
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  • Ajax (Francis)
    Ah, this must be Vanessa. I've heard so much about you.
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  • Weasel
    Um, sweetheart, you might wanna look around. This isn't really the place to do something like that.
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  • Ajax (Francis)
    Easy, Angel. Put the little man down. We have everything we need now.
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  • Weasel
    You sure? You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II. Whoo. Thanks for having my back, guys. Wade, we have a fucking problem. And by "we," I mean "you."
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