Deadpool (2016)

An Old Boyfriend Scene 27

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 27, "An Old Boyfriend", from the film Deadpool.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 27

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Ah, I can't believe I'm doing this. Is there a word for half afraid, half angry?
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  • Weasel
    Yeah, "afrangry", I guess. Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Fuck me!
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  • Weasel
    Uh, maybe not start with that.
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  • Announcer
    Hey, coming onto our stage right now... give it up for Chastity!
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  • Weasel
    Or as I liketo call her, Irony.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Better find her fast before numbnuts does.
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  • Weasel
    How do you know she's in here?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Because I'm constantly stalking that fox.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Every time I see her, it's like the first time... Especially from this angle.
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  • Announcer
    You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Ah, you weak motherfucker! Come on! Come on, get it together. This isn't about me, this is about Vanessa. Here we go. Maximum effort.
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  • Boss
    Vanessa. Someone out back asking for you. Something about, uh, an old boyfriend.
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  • Vanessa
    I knew it was you. The weird, curvy edges. Like a jigsaw puzzle.
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  • Ajax (Francis)
    You have Wade Wilson to thank for this.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Hey. Hey! Where'd she go?
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  • Weasel
    Uh, I saw her head to the back. Go get her, tiger.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Fuck. Fuck! Mother...
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