Deadpool (2016)

Cocoon is Pure Pornography Scene 31

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 31, "Cocoon is Pure Pornography", from the film Deadpool.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 31

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Deadpool (Wade)
    And that is why, in my opinion... the movie Cocoon is pure pornography.
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  • Dopinder
    Who brought this twinkly man?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid. In exchange, I said that I would consider joining his boy band.
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  • Colossus
    It's not boy band.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Sure it's not. So, any luck winning Gita back?
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  • Dopinder
    I tried to hold on tight, Mr. Pool... but Bandhu is more craftier and handsomer than me.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    Well, I think you're pretty darn cute. Dopinder.
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  • Dopinder
    Hmm?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    What was that?
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  • Dopinder
    Uh... That was Bandhu in the trunk.
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  • Colossus
    Ban who?
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  • Dopinder
    My romantic rival Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, DP. I plan to gut him like a tandoori fish, then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep.
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    I did not tell him to do that. Absolutely not. It got lost in translation. Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back! I'm so proud of you. Drop Bandhu off,safe and gentle-like. Kill him. And then, win Gita back... the old fashioned way: with your boyish charm. Kidnap her.
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  • Negasonic
    He's super dead.
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  • Dopinder
    Whoa! I presume a crisp high five?
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  • Deadpool (Wade)
    For you? 10. Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference. You know what to do.
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  • Dopinder
    Knock 'em dead,Pool Boy!
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