Zoolander (2001)

Your Mistake Indeed Scene 13

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 13, "Your Mistake Indeed", from the film Zoolander.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 13

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Derek Zoolander
    Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at first, Mr. Mugatu. I mean, you've never hired me before, and I've been around for...
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  • Jacobim Mugatu
    For ages and ages. You've been around for a long, long time. I never wanted anything from you. And now that you're retired, I can't have you. And it's funny how it switches like that. But now the forbidden fruit must be tasted.
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  • Derek Zoolander
    Well, when Maury told me what you were willing to do, I... agh!
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  • Jacobim Mugatu
    Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
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  • Todd
    My mistake, Jacobim.
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  • Jacobim Mugatu
    Your mistake, indeed! Yes, Derek. What Maury said I was willing to do for you. Let's get back to the reason that we're really here. Without much further ado, I give you the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can't Read Good.
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  • Derek Zoolander
    What is this? A center for ants?
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  • Jacobim Mugatu
    What?
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  • Derek Zoolander
    How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read, if they can't even fit inside the building?
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  • Jacobim Mugatu
    Derek, it's just a small...
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  • Derek Zoolander
    I don't want to hear your excuses! The center has to be at least three times bigger than this.
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  • Jacobim Mugatu
    He's absolutely right.
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  • Derek Zoolander
    Thank you. I have a vision.
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  • Jacobim Mugatu
    And so do I. Let me show you mine.
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