Zoolander

Orange Mocha Frappuccino

Zoolander
About Zoolander
  • Released in 2001
  • Directed by Ben Stiller
  • Produced by Paramount Pictures
Characters in This Scene
Rufus
Meekus
Brint
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller
Three Of Them
Orange Mocha Frappuccino Full Transcript
Rufus
I can't stand Hansel!
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Meekus
I know, right? Riding in on that scooter like he's so cool.
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Rufus
And the way Hansel combs his hair.
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Meekus
Or, like, doesn't. It's like, "'Ex-squeeze' me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?"
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Brint
I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel. He's a male model.
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Meekus
Earth to Brint. I was making a joke.
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Brint
Earth to Meekus. Duh, okay? I knew that.
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Meekus
Earth to Brint. I'm not so sure you did 'cause you were all, "Well, I'm sure he's heard of styling gel." Like you didn't know it was a joke.
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Brint
I knew it was a joke, Meekus. I just didn't get it right away.
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Meekus
Earth to Brint...
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Derek Zoolander
Would you guys stop it already! Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking? I mean, maybe we should be doing something more meaningful with our lives. Like helping people.
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Brint
Derek, what people?
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Derek Zoolander
I don't know. People who need help.
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Rufus
Models help people. They make them feel good about themselves.
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Meekus
They also show them how to dress cool, and wear their hair in interesting ways.
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Derek Zoolander
I guess so.
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Brint
You know what could really help you sort through these important issues?
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Derek Zoolander
What?
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Three Of Them
Orange mocha frappuccino!
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Meekus
Yeah! Yeah!
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Brint
Come on, man! Come on!
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