Zoolander (2001)

The Zoolander Men Scene 9

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 9, "The Zoolander Men", from the film Zoolander.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 9

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Derek Zoolander
    Hey, Pop! It's me. Scrappy, Luke, you remember your brother, right?
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  • Pop
    What do you want?
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  • Derek Zoolander
    I thought maybe I could work the mines with you guys. You know, all the Zoolander men together again, like when we were kids.
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  • Pop
    Times have changed, boy. You wouldn't last one day down those coal pits.
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  • Derek Zoolander
    Can't you even pretend to be happy to see me, Pop?
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  • Pop
    Damn it, Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film and television actor. Do us all a favor and get out of here.
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  • Derek Zoolander
    Pop, wait, please! Give me a chance. I won't let you down. I promise.
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