The Zoolander Men Full Transcript
Derek Zoolander
Hey, Pop! It's me. Scrappy, Luke, you remember your brother, right?
Pop
What do you want?
Derek Zoolander
I thought maybe I could work the mines with you guys. You know, all the Zoolander men together again, like when we were kids.
Pop
Times have changed, boy. You wouldn't last one day down those coal pits.
Derek Zoolander
Can't you even pretend to be happy to see me, Pop?
Pop
Damn it, Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film and television actor. Do us all a favor and get out of here.
Derek Zoolander
Pop, wait, please! Give me a chance. I won't let you down. I promise.