Captain America: Civil War (2016)

I Got Homework Scene 24

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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    As walnut bake loaves go, that wasn't bad. Oh. What do we have here, retro tech, huh? Thrift store? Salvation army?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    Uh, the garbage actually.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    You're a dumpster diver.
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    Yeah, I was... Anyway, look. Umm. I definitely did not apply for your grant.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Uh, uh. Me first.
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    Okay.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Quick question of the rhetorical variety. That's you, right?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    Um, no. What do you. What do you...
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    That's all-That's all on YouTube though right. I mean that's where you found it. Cause' you know that's all fake. It's all done on a computer?
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Mm-Hmm.
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    It's like that video that records...
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Yea yea yea yea...oh you mean like those UFOs over Phoenix?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    Exactly!
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    What have we here?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    Uh... That's a...
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    So. You're this... Spider... ling. Crime fighting Spider... You're Spider-Boy?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    S... Spider-Man.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Not in that onesie, you're not.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Who else knows? Anybody?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    Nobody.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Not even your...unusually attractive Aunt?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    No. No, no. No, no. If she knew, she would freak out. And when she freaks out, I freak out.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    You know what I think is really cool? This webbing. Tensile strength is off the charts. Who manufactured them?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    I did.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Climbing the walls. How are you doing that? Cohesive gloves. It's a long story. I was uh... Lordy! Can you even see in these?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    Yes. Yes, I can! I can. I can-I can see in those. Okay? It's just that... when...whatever happened happened, it's like my senses have been dialed to 11. There's way too much input, so... they just kinda help me focus.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    You're in dire need of an upgrade. Systemic, top to bottom. 100-point restoration. That's why I'm here. Why are you doing this? I got to know. What's your MO. What gets you out of that twin bed in the morning?
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Mm-Hm.
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    I read books, I build computers... And-And yeah. I would love to play football. But I couldn't then so I shouldn't now.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Sure. 'Cause you're different.
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    Exactly. But I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not. When you can do the things that I can, but you don't... and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    So you wanna look out for the little guy. You wanna do your part. Make the world a better place all that, right?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    Yeah. Yeah just looking out... for the little guy. That's-That's what it is.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    I'm going to sit here, so you move the leg. You got passport?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    Uh, no. I don't even have a driving license.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    You ever been to Germany?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    No.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Oh, you'll love it.
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    I can't go to Germany!
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Why?
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    I got... homework.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    I'm-I'm being serious! I can't just drop out of school!
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Might be a little dangerous. Better tell Aunt Hottie I'm taking you on a field trip.
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  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Alright, Spider-Man. Get me out of this.
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  • Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
    I'm sorry, I'll get that.
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