The Big Lebowski (1998)

Dios Mio, Man Scene 11

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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Fucking Quintana--that creep can roll, man--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Yeah, but he's a fucking pervert, Dude.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    No. He's a sex offender. With a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Huh.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    When he moved down to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    What's a pederast, Walter?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Shut the fuck up, Donny.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    So. How much they give you?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Twenty grand, man. And of course I still keep the rug.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Just for making the hand-off?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    ...They gave uh, Dude a beeper, so whenever these guys call--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    What if it's during a game?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Oh, I told him if it was during league play--
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    What's during league play?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    uh, ya know
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Life does not stop and start at your convenience,
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    I uh,
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  • Walter Sobchak
    you miserable piece of shit.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    I, I figure uh,
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    I figure it's easy money, ya know, it's all pretty harmless. She probably kidnapped herself.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Huh?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Aww...
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    What do you mean, Dude?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Rug-peers did not do this. Look at it. Young trophy wife. Marries this guy for money, she figures he isn't giving her enough. Ya know, She owes money all over town-- uhh.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    That...fucking...bitch!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    It's all a goddamn fake man. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit. And uh, uh, you know, uh,
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    I am the Walrus.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    you know you'll, uh, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    I am the Walrus.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    That fucking bitch!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah.
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    I am the Walrus.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    That's ex-- Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    What the fuck is he talking about?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Fucking exactly what happened. Those--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Hell yeah. That makes me fucking SICK!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Well, what do you care, Walter?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter,
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  • Walter Sobchak
    This fuckin' whore...
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    I don't see any--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    ...can waltz around town...
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    - connection with Vietnam, man.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. Your roll.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Have it your way, but my point is--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Your roll--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    My point is--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Your roll.
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  • Jesus Quintana
    Are you ready to be fucked, man?
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  • Jesus Quintana
    I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.
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  • Jesus Quintana
    Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Jesus.
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  • Jesus Quintana
    You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Eight-year-olds, Dude.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Aaaah...Oh man. Ohhhh...Awwww...
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