The Big Lebowski (1998)

Let's Take That Hill Scene 13

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 13, "Let's Take That Hill", from the film The Big Lebowski.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 13

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Where the fuck are you going, man?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Take the ringer. I'll drive.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    The what?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    The ringer! The ringer, Dude!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    What the...
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Have they called yet?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    What the hell is this?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    My dirty undies dude. Laundry, The whites.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter, I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies man.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    That's right, Dude. The weight. The ringer can't look empty.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter--what the fuck are you thinking man?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Well you're right, Dude, I got to thinking. I got to thinking why should we settle for a measly fucking twenty grand--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    We? What the fuck we? You said you just wanted to come along--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    My point, Dude, is why should we settle for twenty grand when we can keep the entire million. Am I wrong?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yes you're wrong. This isn't a fucking game man.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Oh, but it is a game. You said so yourself. She kidnapped herself.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    I said I thought--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Dude here.
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  • Uli
    Who is this?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Dude the Bagman. Where do you want us to go?
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  • Uli
    Us?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Shit...yeah, you know, uh, me and the driver. I'm not uh, handling the money and driving the car and talking on the phone all by my fucking--
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  • Uli
    Shut the fuck up.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Dude, are you fucking this up?
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  • Uli
    Who is that?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    That is the driver, I told you--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Oh shit.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    What the fuck's going on?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    What the fuck is going on?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    He hung up, man! You fucked it up! You fucked it up! Her life was in our hands man!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Easy, Dude.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    We're screwed now! We don't get shit, they're gonna kill her! We're fucked, Walter!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Nothing is fucked Dude. Come on. You're being very unDude. They'll call back. Look, she kidnapped her--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Ya see? Nothing's fucked here, Dude. Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    But Walter, Walter will you just shut the fuck up! Don't say peep when I'm doing business here man.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Okay Dude. Have it your way.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    But they're amateurs.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Dude.
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  • Uli
    Okay, we proceed. But only if there is no funny stuff.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah, yeah.
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  • Uli
    So no funny stuff. Okay?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    That was the sign man.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    So, all we gotta do is get her back, no one's in a position to complain, and we keep the baksheesh.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah, terrific, Walter. But you haven't told me how we're gonna get her back. Where is she?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    That's the simple part, Dude. We make the handoff, I grab one of 'em and beat it out of him.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    ...Huh?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah. That's a great plan, Walter. That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly. That's a Swiss fucking watch.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    That's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Dude.
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  • Uli
    You are coming to a wooden bridge. When you cross the bridge you throw the bag from the left window of the moving car. You're being watched.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    FUCK.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    What'd he say? Where's the hand-off?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    There is no fucking hand-off man. At a wooden bridge we throw the money out of the car!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Huh?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    We throw the money out of the moving car!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    No, we can't do that, Dude. That fucks up our plan.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Well call them up and explain it to 'em, Walter! Your plan is so fucking simple, I'm sure they'll fucking understand it! That's the beauty of it!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Wooden bridge, huh?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    I'm throwing the money, Walter! We're not fucking around man!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Ok, dude the bridge is coming up! Gimme the ringer, Chop-chop!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Fuck that! Walter I love you, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Okay, Dude. No time to argue.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Hey man! hey--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Here's the bridge--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter! Hey! Hey, Walter, hey--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    There goes the ringer!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    What the fuck!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    OK Dude, your wheel!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter Hey, Hey what the fuck?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    At fifteen em-pee-aitch I roll out! I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! The uzi!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Uzi?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked did ya!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter, Walter what the--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Fifteen! Dude This is it! Let's take that hill!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter hey Walter--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Ah, ahhhh,
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    WE HAVE IT! WE HAVE IT!! WE HAVE IT!... WE...have it.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Ahh fuck it dude, let's go bowling.
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