The Big Lebowski (1998)

Shomer Fucking Shabbas Scene 14

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  • Walter Sobchak
    Aitz chaim he, Dude. As the ex used to say.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Huh? Oh, him, uh, I don't know.. um-- what exactly is the problem?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Ah... the problem is-- what do you mean what's the--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    There was no... we didn't, uh... they're gonna kill that poor woman, man.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    What the fuck are you talking about? That poor woman--that poor slut--kidnapped herself, Come on Dude. You said so yourself.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Man! I said I thought she kidnapped herself! You're the one who's so fucking certain--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    That's right, Dude, 100 % certain--
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    They posted the next round of the tournament--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Donny, shut the fu--when do we play?
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    This Saturday. Quintana and--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Saturday! Well they'll have to reschedule.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    I told that fuck down at the league office-- who's in charge of scheduling?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter--
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    Burkhalter.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I DON'T ROLL ON SHABBAS!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter--
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    He already posted it.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UN-POST IT!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    WHO GIVES A SHIT! Uh, they're gonna kill that poor woman man. What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Come on Dude, uh, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah uh...
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    I'm shomer shabbas.
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    What's that, Walter?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Saturday Donny, is shabbas. The Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I um, don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    Sheesh.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    SHOMER SHABBAS!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter, how am I going to--hows--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Shomer fucking shabbas!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Oh fuck, that, that's it. I'm out of here.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Aw come on Dude. Dude! Dude! ... oh, fuck, you just tell him... uh... tell him we made the drop and everything went, uh, you know--
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    Oh yeah, how'd it go?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Went alright. Dude's car got a little dinged up--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter, we didn't make the fucking hand- off man! They didn't get, the fucking money and they're gonna--they're gonna--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    They're gonna kill that poor woman.
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    Hey Walter, if you can't ride in a car, how do you get around on Shabbas--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit. They're not gonna do shit. What can they do? They're a bunch of Fuckin' amateurs. And meanwhile, look at the bottom line. Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? Am I wrong?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Who's got a fucking million fucking dollars sittin' in the trunk of our car?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Our car, Walter?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    And what do they got? My dirty undies. My fucking whites---Say, Dude, where is your car?
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    Who's got your undies, Walter?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Where's your car, Dude?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    You don't know, Walter?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Hmm. It was parked in a handicapped zone. Perhaps they towed it.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    You fucking know it's been stolen!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Aw, fuck it.
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    Where you going, Dude?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    I'm goin' home, Donny.
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  • Donny Kerabatsos
    Your phone's ringing, Dude.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Thank you, Donny.
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