The Big Lebowski (1998)

The Royal We Scene 18

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  • Chauffer
    Into the limo, you son of a bitch. No arguments.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Hey, hey, hey careful, man! There's a beverage here!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Start talking and talk fast you lousy bum!
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  • Brandt
    We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Where's my goddamn money, you bum?!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Well, well we--I, I, I don't--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! HER LIFE WAS IN YOUR HANDS!
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  • Brandt
    This is our concern, Dude.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    No, man, nothing is fucked here--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    NOTHING IS FUCKED!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    No man--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Well man, come on, who're you gonna believe? Those guys or uh--we dropped off the damn money--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    WE?!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    I... the royal we, you know, the editorial... I dropped off the money, exactly as per... Look, man I've got certain information alright? Certain things have come to light, and uh, ya know, has it ever occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, you know it, it it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it's not just, it might not be, just such a simple, uh... you know?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Well I'll tell you what I'm blathering about! I got information, man! New shit has come to light and... and... shit, man! She kidnapped herself!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Well sure man, look at it! Ya know. A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, ya know. She uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers... And that's cool, that's... that's cool. I... I'm saying, she needs money man, and uh, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn't get it, uh... uh... because she wants more, man. She's gotta feed the monkey. I mean, uh, hasn't that ever occurred to you man? Sir?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    No Mr. Lebowski, that had not occurred to me.
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  • Brandt
    That had not occurred to us, Dude.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Uh, okay, ya know, you guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so uh, you know, but hey, that's what you, that's what you pay me for. Aha...Um. Speaking of which, do you think uh, that you could uh, give me my twenty thousand in cash? Uh, my concern is, and I've gotta check with, with my accountant, but that this might bump me up into a higher tax uh--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Brandt, give him the envelope.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Oh well, if you've already got the, check made out, that that's cool.
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  • Brandt
    We received it this morning.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Since you have failed to achieve, even in the modest task that was your charge, since you have stolen my money, since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust. I have no choice but to tell these bums to do whatever is necessary to recover their money from you,Jeffrey Lebowski. And with Brandt as my witness, I will tell you this: Any further harm visited upon Bunny, will be visited tenfold upon your head.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    ...My God sir. I will not abide another toe.
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