The Big Lebowski (1998)

Is This Your Homework? Scene 26

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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Awwww fuck me, man! That kid's already spent all the money man!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    New 'vette? Hardly Dude, I'd say he still has, 960 to 970 thousand dollars left, depending on the options. Wait in the car, Donny.
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  • Pilar
    Si?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Pilar? My name is Walter Sobchak, this is my associate Jeffrey Lebowski. Uh, we came to talk about little Larry. May we come in?
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  • Pilar
    Ahhhh si... si....
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Thank you.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    That's him, Dude.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.
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  • Pilar
    Ay, see down, please.
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  • Pilar
    Larry! Sweetie! That man is here!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Is he.... Does he still write?
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  • Pilar
    Oh no, no. He has health' problems.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Uh-huh.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Uh sir, I just want to say, uh, that we're both--on a personal level, really enormous fans. Branded, especially the early episodes, was truly a source of inspiration.
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  • Pilar
    Sweetie see down. This man is the police.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Oh no ma'am, We didn't want to give the impression that we were police exactly. We're hoping it won't be necessary to call the police. But that's up to little Larry here. Isn't it, Larry?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Is this your homework, Larry?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Is this your homework, Larry?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Look, man, Is--
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Dude, please!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Ohhh.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    ...Is this your homework, Larry?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Just ask him about the car man.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Is that your car out front?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Is this your homework, Larry?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Look, Larry...Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know you stole a car--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    And the fucking money!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    And the fucking money. And we know that this is your homework.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    They're gonna cut your dick off Larry.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    You're KILLING your FATHER, Larry!.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Alright, this is pointless.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Ok, time for Plan B. You might want to watch out that front window Larry.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Son, this is what happens when you FUCK a STRANGER in the ASS.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Fucking language problem here. Little prick is stonewalling' me.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter, what are you doing man?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    What are you doing?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Here you go Larry.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Oh, great.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS LARRY!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS,
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  • Walter Sobchak
    YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!
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  • Neighbor
    MY CAR!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!
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  • Neighbor
    MY BABY, STOP IT!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER--
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  • Neighbor
    WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING, MAN?! STOP IT!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Oh hey, hey man.
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  • Neighbor
    I JUST BOUGHT THIS FUCKING CAR LAST WEEK!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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  • Neighbor
    I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Hey, I'm sorry.
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  • Neighbor
    I JUST BOUGHT THIS FUCKING CAR LAST WEEK!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Come on man.
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  • Neighbor
    I KILL YOUR FUCKING CAR MAN!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Whoa...No! Hey! Hey! THAT'S NOT his--HEY
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  • Neighbor
    FUCK YOU AHHHHH, GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Oh no, no man, no.
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  • Neighbor
    YOU LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    NO! no awwwww, noooo.
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  • Neighbor
    I KILL YOUR FUCKING CAR MAN!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Awwww. Heyyyy.
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  • Neighbor
    I KILL YOUR FUCKING CAR!
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