The Big Lebowski (1998)

Did the Pope Shit in the Woods Scene 28

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  • Jackie Treehorn
    Hello Dude, thanks for coming. I'm Jackie Treehorn.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Quite a pad you got here, man. Completely unspoiled.
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    What's your drink, Dude?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    White Russian, thanks.
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    White Russian.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    How's the smut business, Jackie?
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Which one's Logjammin'?
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    Yes regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude. Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest in little extras like story, production value, feelings.
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    People forget, that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    On you, maybe.
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    Of course, you have to take the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Hmmm. Well, I still jerk off manually.
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    Ah heh, ha ha Of course you do. Well, I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. Well, here it is Dude. Where's Bunny?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Well I thought you might know that, man.
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    Why would I? She only ran off to get away from that rather sizable debt to me.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Oh no, she didn't run off, she's been uh--
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    I've heard the kidnapping story, so save it. I know you're mixed up in all this, Dude, and I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband. That's your business. All I'm saying is, I want mine.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah, right man, there are a lot of uh, facets uh, to this. A lotta interested parties uh--
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    Excuse me.
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    Yeah, Oh yeah? Where's that?
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    Alright.
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    Excuse me.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Hummm!
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    Forgive me.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    No problemo man... So uh, if I uh, can find your money, ah, what's in it for the Dude?
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    Well of course, there's that to discuss. A Refill?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah, did the Pope shit in the woods?
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    A 10% finder's fee? Is that alright?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Ummm! Okay, done, Jackie. Yeah, I dig the way you do business, man. Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford... uh, by the In-N-Out Burger.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    A real fuckin' brat, but I'm sure your goons can get it off uh, him I mean he's fifteen...and flunking social studies. So if you could just uh, write me a check for my ten percent...of half a million...five grand.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    I'll go out and mingle. Ahem um, you mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
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  • Jackie Treehorn
    A fifteen-year-old? Is this some sort of a joke?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Awww, no joke. No funny stuff, Jackie...the kid's got it. Hi, fellas...kid just wanted a car. All the Dude ever wanted...was his rug back...not greedy...it really...tied the room together.
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  • The Stranger
    Darkness washed over the Dude--darker than a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
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