The Big Lebowski (1998)

Like an Irish Monk? Scene 33

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 33

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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Get out of that fucking car man. Get out of that fucking car! Get the fuck out of the car man! Get out of the fuckin--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Who the fuck are you, man!?
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  • Da Fino
    Easy man, relax, man! No physical harm intended!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Who the fuck are you?
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  • Da Fino
    Ok man, I'm ok.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Why are you following me around? Come on, fuckhead!
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  • Da Fino
    Hey, relax man, I'm a brother shamus.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Brother Shamus? Like an Irish monk?
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  • Da Fino
    What the fuck are you talking about? My name's Da Fino! I'm a private snoop! Like you, man!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    What?
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  • Da Fino
    A dick, man! And let me tell you something: I dig your work. Playing one side against the other--in bed with everybody--fabulous stuff, man.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    I'm not-- fuck it man, just stay away from my fucking lady friend.
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  • Da Fino
    Hey hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
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  • Da Fino
    Hey, man, I'm not, uh...
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Who're you working for? Lebowski? Uh, Jackie Treehorn?
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  • Da Fino
    The Knudsens.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    The? Who who, who the fuck are the Knudsens?
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  • Da Fino
    The Knudsens. It's a wandering daughter job. Bunny Lebowski, man. Her real name is Fawn Knudsen. Her parents want her back.
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  • Da Fino
    See?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Jesus fucking Christ.
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  • Da Fino
    Crazy, huh? Ran away about a year ago. The Knudsens told me I should show her this when I found her. It's the family farm. It's outside of Moorhead, Minnesota. They think it'll make her homesick.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus. She's been kidnapped, Da Fino.
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  • Da Fino
    Oh man, that's terrible.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Oh I don't know, maybe not, but she's definitely not around.
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  • Da Fino
    Hey, uh, phfff, maybe you and me could pool our resources, trade information... a professional courtesy...
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah.
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  • Da Fino
    compeers, you know what I mean.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino. And stay away from my special--from my fucking lady friend man.
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