Like an Irish Monk? Full Transcript
Jeffrey Lebowski
Get out of that fucking car man. Get out of that fucking car! Get the fuck out of the car man! Get out of the fuckin--
Jeffrey Lebowski
Who the fuck are you, man!?
Da Fino
Easy man, relax, man! No physical harm intended!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Who the fuck are you?
Da Fino
Ok man, I'm ok.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Why are you following me around? Come on, fuckhead!
Da Fino
Hey, relax man, I'm a brother shamus.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Brother Shamus? Like an Irish monk?
Da Fino
What the fuck are you talking about? My name's Da Fino! I'm a private snoop! Like you, man!
Jeffrey Lebowski
What?
Da Fino
A dick, man! And let me tell you something: I dig your work. Playing one side against the other--in bed with everybody--fabulous stuff, man.
Jeffrey Lebowski
I'm not-- fuck it man, just stay away from my fucking lady friend.
Da Fino
Hey hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
Jeffrey Lebowski
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Da Fino
Hey, man, I'm not, uh...
Jeffrey Lebowski
Who're you working for? Lebowski? Uh, Jackie Treehorn?
Da Fino
The Knudsens.
Jeffrey Lebowski
The? Who who, who the fuck are the Knudsens?
Da Fino
The Knudsens. It's a wandering daughter job. Bunny Lebowski, man. Her real name is Fawn Knudsen. Her parents want her back.
Da Fino
See?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jesus fucking Christ.
Da Fino
Crazy, huh? Ran away about a year ago. The Knudsens told me I should show her this when I found her. It's the family farm. It's outside of Moorhead, Minnesota. They think it'll make her homesick.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus. She's been kidnapped, Da Fino.
Da Fino
Oh man, that's terrible.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh I don't know, maybe not, but she's definitely not around.
Da Fino
Hey, uh, phfff, maybe you and me could pool our resources, trade information... a professional courtesy...
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah.
Da Fino
compeers, you know what I mean.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino. And stay away from my special--from my fucking lady friend man.