The Big Lebowski (1998)

From Moses to Sandy Koufax Scene 35

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 35, "From Moses to Sandy Koufax", from the film The Big Lebowski.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 35

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    I mean we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up his pay-off. We got the kidnappers all pissed off at us, and Lebowski, he yelled at me a lot, but he didn't do anything. Huh?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Well, sometimes the cathartic, uh.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    No No, I'm saying if he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back, man! He's had enough! He no longer digs her! It's all a show! Ok? But then, why didn't he give a shit about his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase. The briefcase was fucking empty, man! The asshole was hoping that they would kill her! You threw out a ringer for a ringer!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Huh! Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Huh?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money, my point is, umm, here we are, it's shabbas, the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Will you come off it Walter. You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    What the fuck are you talking about?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Come on, Dude!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah, yeah yeah!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    You know this!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Yeah, and five fucking years ago, you were divorced.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    So, what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    This is the driveway.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Man, you know, it's it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax--YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKINGPAST! I--Jesus. What the hell happened?
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