The Big Lebowski (1998)

I'm a Fucking Veteran Scene 36

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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Where was she man?
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  • Brandt
    Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. She just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Well I guess the fucking nihilist knew where she was!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Jesus, Dude! She never even kidnapped herself.
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  • Brandt
    Who's this gentleman, Dude?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Who am I?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Come on.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    I'm a fucking veteran, that's who I am!
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  • Brandt
    You shouldn't go in there, Dude! He's very angry!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    SO Man!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    So? She's back. No thanks to you.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Where's the fucking money, Lebowski?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    A MILLION BUCKS...
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Hey...
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  • Walter Sobchak
    ...FROM FUCKING NEEDY LITTLE...
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter...
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  • Walter Sobchak
    ...URBAN ACHIEVERS! YOU ARE SCUM, MAN!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Who the hell is he?
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Who am I, Who am I?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter...
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  • Walter Sobchak
    I'm the guy who's gonna KICK...
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Walter wait...
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  • Walter Sobchak
    ...YOUR PHONY GOLDBRICKING ASS! That's who I am!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    MAN! We know the briefcase was fucking empty, We know you kept the million bucks for yourself.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    You have your story, I have mine. I say I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    AS IF WE WOULD EVER DREAM OF TAKING YOUR BULLSHIT MONEY!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fucking glad man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on, and you'd just met me. You you, human paraquat! You figured, oh, here's a loser, you know a, a a, deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Well? Aren't ya?
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Well...yeah, but you--
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Get out. Both of ya.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Look at that fucking phony, Dude! Pretending to be a fucking millionaire!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Out of this house. Now you bums.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Stay away from me, mister!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    WALTER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! HE'S A CRIPPLE!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Stay away from me I said.
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Come on, come on.
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Get away from me!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    WALTER!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Walk, you fucking phony!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    PUT HIM DOWN MAN!
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  • Walter Sobchak
    Yeah, I'll put him down, Dude. RAUSS! ACHTUNG, BABY!!
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  • Jeffrey Lebowski
    Come on man, help me put him back in his chair.
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