Wedding Crashers (2005)

Crab Cakes and Football Scene 14

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Claire Cleary
    I'm open, I'm open!
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  • Sack Lodge
    There you go. Nice, nice, nice.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Clothes fit.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I'm not even gonna say it, but you know I'm upset.
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  • John Beckwith
    I know you are. I think you look good.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    You know I don't look good.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Hey, honey! I'm over here!
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  • Some Guy
    Are you ready? Are you ready for some football? You want the noise brought on you cause' here it comes.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    The what?
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  • Some Guy
    The noise brought on you. Here it comes.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Just hike the ball, nut job.
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  • Secretary Cleary
    Ready! Set! Hut! Hut! Hike!
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  • Sack Lodge
    One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.
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  • Some Guy
    Yes!
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  • Kathleen Cleary
    Wow.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Whoo!
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  • Some Guy
    Yes! Crab cakes and football! That's what Maryland does!
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Nice one.
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  • Sack Lodge
    A little out of shape?
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  • John Beckwith
    Yeah.
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  • Some Guy
    Way to bring it.
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  • Sack Lodge
    Anticipate that rush.
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  • Some Guy
    No I just saw you had it.
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  • Sack Lodge
    Hey, shut up! You gotta anticipate that rush.
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  • Some Guy
    Of course I do. You did a great job.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    What happened, Toast?
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  • John Beckwith
    I think he's on steroids. It was like trying to cover a fucking racehorse.
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  • Sack Lodge
    Get it up! Get it up!
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Well, don't worry about it. We'll burn them with the post.
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  • John Beckwith
    No, no. No, I got a better idea. Look, I want you to fake the post throw an interception to Claire, get her to feel good. Gets her involved. You think you can do that?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    John, I was first team, all-state. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here. All right, guys, bring it in. Blue 17! Blue 17! Red 7!
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh, you're gonna cover me?
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  • Claire Cleary
    Like white on rice.
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  • John Beckwith
    All right, I like my odds here. I'm gonna give you a little warning: I'm going downtown.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Hot route! Red 7, Red 7, Red 7!
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  • John Beckwith
    Look for me in the end zone after the play, I'll be the guy holding the ball.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    John!
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  • John Beckwith
    What?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Red 7!
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  • John Beckwith
    I don't know what "Red 7" means.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Hot route!
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  • John Beckwith
    I don't... What is "hot route"?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Will you just go stand on the other side, please?
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  • Claire Cleary
    Are you running away from me?
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  • John Beckwith
    No. I'm just getting over here.
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  • Claire Cleary
    You scared?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Down!
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  • Claire Cleary
    Come on.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Ready, down, set! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hike!
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Go, Jeremy!
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  • John Beckwith
    Hey, yo! Hit me! Hit me!
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  • Some Guy
    Booyah! That's what we call a "Sack lunch"! Yum, yum, yum, yum. Ow, burn.
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  • Sack Lodge
    Big tree fall hard, right? How many fingers I got up? Come on, Pepe, how many fingers I got up? Oh, come on, I got four. Okay, here's five
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  • Secretary Cleary
    Man down! We got a man down. You okay?
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  • Claire Cleary
    Hey, is your brother okay?
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  • John Beckwith
    What? Ah, he's fine.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I can't breathe.
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  • Sack Lodge
    What's that?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I can't breathe.
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  • Claire Cleary
    No, no, no, I think he's really hurt.
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  • John Beckwith
    Well, serves him right after that throw. Hey. Baba ganoush.
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  • Sack Lodge
    I don't know what got into me, secretary, I just...
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  • Secretary Cleary
    I do. Five generations of Lodge family breeding. Your father used to pull the same stunt... when we were your age.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
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  • John Beckwith
    You okay? Great. You threw it perfectly. Come on, get up. Don't oversell it.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I'm not selling anything.
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  • John Beckwith
    Come on, stop milking it. You make us look like a bunch of pussies.
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  • Secretary Cleary
    Jeremy. Sit this play out. Todd, come on in.
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  • Todd Cleary
    You must be joking.
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  • Secretary Cleary
    It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports... once in a while, would it?
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  • Todd Cleary
    Oh, would that make you love me?
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  • Secretary Cleary
    Pfft. Jesus.
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  • John Beckwith
    Hey, Jeremy, Red Moon Dog 7-11. Forty-two, 30-teen. Hut one! Hut two!
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  • Claire Cleary
    Blitz!
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  • John Beckwith
    Jeremy!
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Oh! Ah!
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  • Kathleen Cleary
    That looked like it hurt.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Ooh.
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  • Claire Cleary
    I got you.
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  • John Beckwith
    No, you didn't.
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  • Claire Cleary
    You're cheating.
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  • John Beckwith
    You're cheating.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Oh, my God. Your brother, he's down again.
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  • John Beckwith
    What is his deal?
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  • Sack Lodge
    I don't know what's getting into me today, guys.
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  • Secretary Cleary
    Nature versus nurture, Lodge. Nature always wins.
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  • John Beckwith
    What are you doing? It's a game of touch. Every time I look over, you're on your ass again.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    If I had any air in my lungs, I'd scream at you.
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh, now you're gonna blame me? Because you're not athletic enough to stay on your two feet?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I hate you.
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  • Secretary Cleary
    Let's take a daiquiri time-out.
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  • 2 Guys
    Daiquiris.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Oh.
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  • Kathleen Cleary
    Sweetheart, why don't you take him into the house and fix him up?
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Sure, Mom.
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  • John Beckwith
    No, don't baby him. It just makes it worse.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Oh, my back hurts.
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh, great. Game's over. Satisfied? You got everyone on you now. Get all the attention.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Come on, baby.
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  • Kathleen Cleary
    It's hot out here.
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  • John Beckwith
    Yeah, it is.
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  • Kathleen Cleary
    Yeah. You should have played in your underwear. I'll get you a drink.
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