Wedding Crashers (2005)

I'd Find You Scene 15

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 15, "I'd Find You", from the film Wedding Crashers.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 15

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Jeremy Grey
    Oh, Jesus Christ. Hss, it burns. It stings.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Poor baby.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Oh, Jesus.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    You want me to blow on it?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    No. No, no, no. No, I don't need any blowing. I'm good. Thank you.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Jeremy, I'm not wearing any panties.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Oh.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    That's right.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Yeah... Okay. That's fun. That's nice. Okay. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's fun. Yeah, that's fun. Okay, Gloria. You need to stop. Yeah, that's fun. That's fun. That's fun.
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  • Randolph
    Don't you worry, Gloria. Mum's the word.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Thank you, Randolph.
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  • Randolph
    A little more discreet, though, okay?
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Hee, hee.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Jesus Christ.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Don't worry, he won't say anything.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I'm confused. Like eight hours ago you were a shy little virgin... and now you're not wearing any panties. I'm trying to catch up with you.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    You do that to me. Ooh. Where's my little friend?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    No, no, no.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Where's my little friend?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    He's tired. He's in time-out. He's in time-out. Gloria, please. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I've had a very long day. I had your sister's boyfriend dry-hump me up and down the field all afternoon. My leg's cut and bleeding. I'm just... I'm not really in the mood for this.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Fine!
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Ow, Jesus Christ!
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  • Gloria Cleary
    My father warned me about people like you, Jeremy. I'm just another notch on your belt.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    It's not like that. What are you talking... It's not like that.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Really? Then what's it like, Jeremy, huh?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Ow! Ow!
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Huh?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    No! Wait! Wait! It's just that I'm feeling very strongly... that we're only expressing ourselves in a physical, sexual-specifically way. That's it! Wait! And I'd like to play some catch-up on finding out who's inside here. Okay?
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Jeremy. Jeremy, you're amazing.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Oh, God, I think you're amazing.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Oh, my God, don't ever leave me.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Ever.
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Good. Because I'd find you. Hahaha!
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Yeah.
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