Wedding Crashers (2005)

Sea Otter Story Scene 17

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 17, "Sea Otter Story", from the film Wedding Crashers.

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Sack Lodge
    So I am president of the Environment Defense League. And I pick up this little sea otter... and wipe off the oil from the tanker spill.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    You gotta step this up already. I'm gonna give you the damn eye drops.
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  • John Beckwith
    No, I don't want them. It's too hardcore.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Do you want to be alone with her or not?
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  • John Beckwith
    Yes.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Put these in his drink and he'll be going down on a toilet seat for the next 24 hours.
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  • John Beckwith
    I don't wanna do it. I can beat this guy. Let's be honorable for once.
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  • Sack Lodge
    And the whiskers. And the oil's... The oil's flapping, he goes:
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  • John Beckwith
    Give me the eye drops.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Thank you.
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