Wedding Crashers (2005)

Grandma's Kind of Mean Scene 22

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Claire Cleary
    Hey. Good thing I didn't hold my breath.
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  • John Beckwith
    Yeah, I'm sorry, I just, uh... Sorry I'm late, I just...
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  • Claire Cleary
    You okay?
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  • John Beckwith
    No, no, I'm fine, I just... I just got held up. My family's a little strange. A little strange? Come on. Claire. Your family are totally nuts. And guess what.
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  • Claire Cleary
    What?
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  • John Beckwith
    I love it.
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  • Claire Cleary
    You do?
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  • John Beckwith
    Yeah, it seems great.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Really?
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  • John Beckwith
    Yes.
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  • Claire Cleary
    I get a little self-conscious.
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  • John Beckwith
    It's a family. You're mixing it up. You got the sweet little grandma who's really sweet... with her, like, little, like, white hair, but then she's kind of mean. But you're like, "Well, fuck it, she's so old, and she's not gonna change now. " Shit, it was great. I just hope I didn't embarrass myself with that stupid joke I told.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Are you kidding? That was so funny.
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  • John Beckwith
    No, really? Really?
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  • Claire Cleary
    Yeah. Yeah, you're like that crazy guest... who thinks he's part of the family already. It's great
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  • John Beckwith
    Doesn't sound that great. That sounds horrible.
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  • Claire Cleary
    No, it's cute.
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  • John Beckwith
    The crazy guest who thinks he's like, part of the family who's gonna say inappropriate stuff? What is that?
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  • Claire Cleary
    Yeah. You know, you break the ice. It can be so stuffy sometimes in there.
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  • Secretary Cleary
    Claire?
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  • Claire Cleary
    Yeah?
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  • Secretary Cleary
    There you are. Have you checked on Sack? I think he's pretty sick.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Oh, really?
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  • Secretary Cleary
    Yeah.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Okay. Yeah. No, I'll be right in. I should... I should go check on him.
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  • John Beckwith
    Yeah, sure, okay. Yeah, we'll take a walk some other time. Claire.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Mm-hm?
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  • John Beckwith
    I'll talk to you later.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Okay.
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