Wedding Crashers

Todd and Jeremy in Bed

Wedding Crashers
About Wedding Crashers
  • Released in 2005
  • Directed by David Dobkin
  • Produced by New Line Cinema
Characters in This Scene
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Gloria Cleary
Isla Fisher
Todd Cleary
Keir O'Donnell
Secretary Cleary
Christopher Walken
Todd and Jeremy in Bed Full Transcript
Jeremy Grey
What the fuck is going on?
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Gloria Cleary
Shh. You'll wake my dad. Baby, I started thinking about what you said before and I think the problem is I am not being adventurous enough for you.
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Gloria Cleary
Shh. Baby... I'm gonna make all your fantasies come true.
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Jeremy Grey
But this is not a fant...
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Gloria Cleary
I love you.
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Jeremy Grey
Gloria, go to sleep, honey.
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Todd Cleary
It's not Gloria.
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Jeremy Grey
Jesus Christ.
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Todd Cleary
We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?
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Jeremy Grey
We did not have a moment at the dinner table.
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Todd Cleary
Yes. We had a moment.
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Jeremy Grey
I was there. I would have noticed if there was a moment.
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Todd Cleary
I made you a painting.
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Jeremy Grey
What?
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Todd Cleary
I call the painting "Celebration. " It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.
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Jeremy Grey
No.
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Secretary Cleary
Where's that coming from? You hear that?
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Jeremy Grey
Hide! You gotta hide! Yes.
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Todd Cleary
No. They need to know about us. It's okay.
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Jeremy Grey
Hide, hide, hide! Please, please, please. Not there. Not there! I'm not comfortable... I'm not comfortable with that!
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Todd Cleary
Let's play tummy sticks.
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Jeremy Grey
What's tummy sticks? I don't want to play. Get in the closet.
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Todd Cleary
It's okay, I was where you were a year ago.
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Jeremy Grey
Get in the fucking closet right now. You go get in the closet! You go get in the closet! You go get in the closet! Go.
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Todd Cleary
I'll pop out at the right moment.
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Jeremy Grey
No, you will not.
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Secretary Cleary
Everything okay in here? I thought I heard something.
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Jeremy Grey
I was just having a bad dream.
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Secretary Cleary
I know about bad dreams. You know, Todd... screams at night sometimes. You know, the doctors call it night terrors. I don't know. Okay, then. Sleep well.
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Todd Cleary
There's nothing terrifying about the night.
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Jeremy Grey
Now, listen, if you let me go to bed and get some sleep... then we can talk tomorrow.
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Todd Cleary
You won't make time for me.
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Jeremy Grey
If I get my sleep I'd love to make time and talk about, uh, different things. Like paintings. Can't wait for tomorrow, when I got energy and I can share stuff.
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Todd Cleary
Okay.
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Jeremy Grey
Okay. Oh, it's gonna be great.
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Todd Cleary
You sleep.
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Jeremy Grey
Okay. That was nice. That was nice. Please let me just sleep. I can't take this fucking shit anymore.
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