Wedding Crashers (2005)

Sluts! Scene 26

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 26, "Sluts!", from the film Wedding Crashers.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 26

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Trap
    Hello
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  • Sack Lodge
    Trapster, it's Sack.
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  • Trap
    Sackmaster. How was the wedding?
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  • Sack Lodge
    Oh, it was boring, you know But the bachelor party, of course, rocked. We got Heidi, a couple of those fucking sluts from the environmental group, remember?
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  • Trap
    No way. Did you tap that again?
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  • Sack Lodge
    Once at my place, then once back in the cab.
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  • Trap
    Damn! Sluts. Oh, how's Claire? Still trying to figure out what she's doing with her life?
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  • Sack Lodge
    Claire? She's, you know, whatever, I don't know. She's saving the world one maladjusted kid at a time. But that'll all change when we're married. I want a wife. I don't want a fucking martyr, right?
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  • Trap
    I hear that, my friend
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  • Sack Lodge
    Hey, man, listen, I, uh, got... Do you remember that private detective we used to set up that fucking Shearson Lehman prick?
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  • Trap
    The "Big Sleazy," Tommy Gufano. He's a wop genius.
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  • Sack Lodge
    Yes. I need you to get some dirt on these two guys John and Jeremy Ryan. They're brothers from New Hampshire. They got some sort of N.P.O. Called Holy Shirts & Pants.
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  • Trap
    I will check into them.
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  • Sack Lodge
    Excellent, bro.
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  • Trap
    You the man.
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  • Sack Lodge
    Take it easy.
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