Wedding Crashers (2005)

Starboard's This Way Scene 27

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Secretary Cleary
    Where's Sack?
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  • Claire Cleary
    Oh, he's still not feeling very well.
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  • Secretary Cleary
    Well, then, we'll sail without him. John, my boy.
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  • John Beckwith
    Yes?
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  • Secretary Cleary
    We're tacking back round. Do me a favor, ease the sheets... swing the jib starboard.
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  • John Beckwith
    Okay, let me, uh... Okay. One minute.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Hi.
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  • John Beckwith
    Hi.
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  • Claire Cleary
    How's it going?
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh, just swinging the jib here for your dad. Starboard. Trying to get it over here and crease the sheet.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Um, But starboard's this way.
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh, that's right. What am I...?
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  • Claire Cleary
    Yeah.
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  • John Beckwith
    What am I thinking?
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  • Claire Cleary
    I'll help.
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  • John Beckwith
    Okay.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Hang on, hang on. Watch the jib boom. All right, push it. Push it this way.
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is better.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Come on, use some muscle.
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  • John Beckwith
    There we go.
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  • Claire Cleary
    All right, that's beautiful. Done. Done.
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  • John Beckwith
    I'm used to sailing down under with the Kiwis... so everything is backwards. Even the toilets, when you flush them, the water spins the opposite way. Really freaks you out the first time you see it.
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  • Secretary Cleary
    John, my boy. Come on up here. Man the Woodwind for a while.
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  • John Beckwith
    On my way. Hey, your dad was telling me about a great beach near here... that maybe we could check out, if you have any interest, when we get back.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Yeah.
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  • John Beckwith
    Great. Okay, it can get confusing up here. If you have a problem, just give me a call.
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  • Claire Cleary
    Thank you.
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  • John Beckwith
    Ah, sailing. What have we got, captain? Take the wheel.
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