Wedding Crashers (2005)

Jeremy Gets Shot Scene 29

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Jeremy Grey
    Have you even shot one of these things before?
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  • John Beckwith
    The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I feel totally ridiculous. It's like, why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?
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  • John Beckwith
    I know. It's like, why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk, or an eagle, or something with some talons?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    That'd be awesome. Big game, even like a gorilla?
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  • John Beckwith
    Yeah. Gorilla.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Or a rhinoceros.
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  • John Beckwith
    Rhino.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Or a fucking human being? That'll get you jacked up.
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  • John Beckwith
    That's a little heavy.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I mean, like... You're hunting a human being right now. Most Dangerous Game. Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed...
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh, if he wasn't armed.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    ... but a clever human being who knows the jungle, or the woods.
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  • John Beckwith
    Or Like bad guy.
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  • Sack Lodge
    There's something not right about these guys.
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  • Man
    What do you mean?
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  • Sack Lodge
    I mean, it's time to send them home.
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  • Man
    Sack, don't do anything crazy.
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  • Sack Lodge
    Just relax. I'm just gonna scare them a little bit.
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  • Man
    All right.
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  • Sack Lodge
    To the right!
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Aww!
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  • Secretary Cleary
    Ooh.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    They got me!
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  • Sack Lodge
    Oh, shit.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    They got me!
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh, shit.
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