Wedding Crashers (2005)

Mazel Tov Scene 3

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 3, "Mazel Tov", from the film Wedding Crashers.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 3

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • John Beckwith
    Hey, Lou Epstein, I want you to meet a real mensch, Chuck Schwartz.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Oh, stop.
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  • Rabbi
    And as we carry on the tradition of thousands of years we honor the eternal bond that stretches through the ages. I have known this couple for many years. Deborah I've actually known for her entire life. I was at her house when her parents brought her home from the hospital and I was there the day she graduated from medical school. Josh I have known since his bar mitzvah which those of you who were there know it was not a very pretty sight. But he has pulled himself together nicely and he's grown into a remarkable young man himself.
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  • John Beckwith
    Okay.
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  • Rabbi

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  • Jeremy Grey
    Hi.
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  • Rabbi
    "Wait. That's the girl I'm going to marry. " I now pronounce you man and wife!
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  • John / Jeremy
    Mazel tov!
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Mazel tov, baby! From my family to yours, mazel tov. Beautiful.
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  • Some Guy
    Oh, my yarmulke fell off!
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  • John Beckwith
    You sly son of a bitch.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Does anyone know what this here is used for?
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  • Kid
    Rolling a fatty.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    No, not for... Where'd you learn that? You want to get a whole combination. Get the frostings in the middle and the end. That's it, that's it, that's it! Come on!
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  • John Beckwith
    You both look beautiful up there today, particularly Debbie in that white dress. Enjoy it. After tomorrow, I don't think you're gonna be able to get away with wearing a white dress.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Here, I'll just pick this off, I'll go grab another piece. That's it. In the words of the old country...
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  • Chazz's Mom
    Ooh.
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  • John Beckwith
    Come here! I want you to take this note to that blonde girl. Hurry, because I'm gonna time you. Go!
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  • Some Girl
    Hi. Who gave this to you? You know, I saw you at the wedding.
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  • John Beckwith
    And?
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  • Some Girl
    You were crying.
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh, shit. You weren't supposed to see that. Now you probably think I'm a big pussy.
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  • Some Girl
    No, you were so sweet. Come here.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Look, I knew I was never gonna be a professional bullfighter... but that's not why I did it.
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  • Woman 2
    Weren't you scared?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Can I say yes?
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