Wedding Crashers (2005)

Wedding Montage Scene 4

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 4

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • John Beckwith
    Sanjay Collins.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Chuck Vindaloo. Excited to be here.
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  • John Beckwith
    Shamus O'Toole.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Bobby O'Shea.
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  • John Beckwith
    I'm ready to get drunk.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Ha, ha.
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  • Old Lady
    Who is that?
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  • Old Man
    Ah, him. I think that's his kid Leonard. The diabetic.
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  • Some Lady
    Who is that?
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  • Some Guy
    That's Luigi and Gina's son Christopher. You know, the banker.
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  • Chinese Man
    Oh, that's Mae Lin's adopted son Benny, the veterinarian.
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  • Girl 1
    The French Foreign Legion?
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  • John Beckwith
    Yeah. We lost a lot of good men out there.
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  • Girl 2
    Wow, really? Mount Everest?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I just don't like to talk about it because we lost so many good men out there.
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  • Girl 2
    Oh.
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  • John Beckwith
    Lost so many good men out there.
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  • Girl 3
    Playing with the Yankees?
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  • John Beckwith
    Yes, with the Yankees. You lose good men to trades and unruly fans. I... Look, I don't want to talk about it, I'm sorry.
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  • Girl 4
    I... Look, I don't want to talk about it, I'm sorry.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Tattoo on the lower back. Might as well be a bull's-eye.
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  • John Beckwith
    You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I feel so tiny in your arms.
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  • Girl 5
    Really? How tall are you?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I'm 6'5", but I feel like I'm 4 feet.
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  • John Beckwith
    And some poetry, courtesy of Sarah McLachlan.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Beautiful! The bride! All right, let's go, let's go, let's make a memory!
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  • John Beckwith
    What are you gonna do for an encore? Walk on water? Great guy. He brung me along too.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Jesus. Come on. You ruined it. Come on. Get in there. You butchered the whole damn cake! You don't treat cake like that. You gotta treat cake like a lady.
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  • John Beckwith
    Look at that. Oh, I meant in front of all of them. And then everyone said, "Jabroni!"
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Jabroni! This fucking guy, unbelievable! Pop it in. Now spread it around on each other. We need a picture of this. They're crazy! Time to party! Time to party! Come on, get a picture, get a picture, get a picture.
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  • John Beckwith
    Hot.
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh, no, no. Oh, I'm sorry. Sarah, I feel like I don't even know you.
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  • Vivian
    It's Vivian. Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50 percent?
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  • John Beckwith
    I hope just 50, but who knows?
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