Wedding Crashers (2005)

Rule Number 5 - You're an Idiot Scene 42

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 42, "Rule Number 5 - You're an Idiot", from the film Wedding Crashers.

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • John Beckwith
    Jeremy! Goddamn it. Perfect.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Johnny, wait a second. Come on, John!
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  • Gloria Cleary
    Oh, what time is it?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    John, will you wait a second so I can talk to you? Hold on, man. Will you stop? I'm not gonna chase you down the whole fucking street, man. Hold on a second. Let me talk to you for a second.
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  • John Beckwith
    About what? About how you left me high and dry to get my ass kicked by Sack again?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Sack did that to you?
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  • John Beckwith
    How long you been sneaking around with Gloria behind my back?
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I wanted to tell you about Gloria. I tried to. I didn't know how. And I'm sorry that you had to find out this way. I'll level with you. I care about her a lot. I love her.
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  • John Beckwith
    What? You're unbelievable. Judas. Rule number 5: You're an idiot.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    You're wrong to pull out the rulebook. There was never rules about this. What's the rule about walking away? Never walk away on a crasher in a funny jacket. Rule number 115. You're an asshole.
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