Wedding Crashers

Rule Number 5 - You're an Idiot

Wedding Crashers
About Wedding Crashers
  • Released in 2005
  • Directed by David Dobkin
  • Produced by New Line Cinema
Characters in This Scene
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Gloria Cleary
Isla Fisher
Rule Number 5 - You're an Idiot Full Transcript
John Beckwith
Jeremy! Goddamn it. Perfect.
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Jeremy Grey
Johnny, wait a second. Come on, John!
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Gloria Cleary
Oh, what time is it?
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Jeremy Grey
John, will you wait a second so I can talk to you? Hold on, man. Will you stop? I'm not gonna chase you down the whole fucking street, man. Hold on a second. Let me talk to you for a second.
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John Beckwith
About what? About how you left me high and dry to get my ass kicked by Sack again?
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Jeremy Grey
Sack did that to you?
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John Beckwith
How long you been sneaking around with Gloria behind my back?
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Jeremy Grey
I wanted to tell you about Gloria. I tried to. I didn't know how. And I'm sorry that you had to find out this way. I'll level with you. I care about her a lot. I love her.
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John Beckwith
What? You're unbelievable. Judas. Rule number 5: You're an idiot.
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Jeremy Grey
You're wrong to pull out the rulebook. There was never rules about this. What's the rule about walking away? Never walk away on a crasher in a funny jacket. Rule number 115. You're an asshole.
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