Wedding Crashers (2005)

Light Reading Scene 45

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of Scene 45, "Light Reading", from the film Wedding Crashers.

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 45

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Jeremy Grey
    Happy birthday. Can't let a little pissing and moaning break tradition.
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  • John Beckwith
    Right, that's today.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I see you've been getting into a little light reading.
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  • John Beckwith
    That's not mine. I bought that for a friend.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Yeah. So how you been?
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  • John Beckwith
    Great. Really spectacular.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Good. What have you been up to?
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  • John Beckwith
    You know, this and that. Crashing weddings.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Alone?
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  • John Beckwith
    No, not alone.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Well, who you been crashing with, then?
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  • John Beckwith
    Chazz.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    Chazz?
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  • John Beckwith
    Chazz.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    John, you don't even know Chazz...
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  • John Beckwith
    Yes, I do. He's a great guy. We've been having a ball together.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    All right, look, I wanted to come by here... and tell you that I feel really bad about everything that's happened between us. Your friendship means a lot to me. I miss seeing you.
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  • John Beckwith
    I know, I... Look, I'm happy for you. I'm glad you found someone.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I can't tell you how glad it makes me to hear you say that, man. Get on in here, let the big bear get his paws on you. You know I love you. It's good to see you.
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  • John Beckwith
    Good to see you.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    You sure you've been okay? This does not look like a guy who's okay.
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  • John Beckwith
    I know. It's like a pigsty.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    It's like a mosh pit in here. Listen, I'm getting married.
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  • John Beckwith
    Get out.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    What? You just said that you were happy for me...
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  • John Beckwith
    I'm hanging by a thread. I'm reading don't-kill-myself books.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    You said that the book wasn't yours.
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  • John Beckwith
    Don't worry about the book. It isn't mine, but I glanced at it.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    John, you've been my friend for 16 years. I'm getting married. I need you there to be my best man.
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  • John Beckwith
    Kindly leave.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    I'm try...
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  • John Beckwith
    Kindly leave.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    It'd mean a lot to me if you came.
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh, I bet it would, hillbilly.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    What?
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  • John Beckwith
    White trash.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    What are you talking about?
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  • John Beckwith
    Out. Out.
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  • Jeremy Grey
    You better get your ass to that wedding.
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