Wedding Crashers (2005)

Ma, Meatloaf Scene 46

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CHARACTERS IN SCENE 46

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Chazz's Mom
    Yeah?
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  • John Beckwith
    Hi, is Chazz here?
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  • Chazz's Mom
    Chazz, there's someone here to see you! Pick up your fucking skateboard!
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  • John Beckwith
    Chazz?
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    What the fuck do you want?
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  • John Beckwith
    I'm John Beckwith. I'm friends with Jeremy Grey.
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    Goddamn it, why didn't you say so? Come here, brother. Give me a hug. Bring it in for the real thing. Have a seat. Yeah. Goddamn you. I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize.
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  • John Beckwith
    Ouch. Yeah. Is this your place?
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    No. No, no, no. No, I live with my ma.
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  • John Beckwith
    Oh.
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    Yeah. You hungry? Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?
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  • John Beckwith
    Chazz, I think I'm okay. I had a bite right before I came over. Thank you.
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  • Chazz Reinhold

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  • John Beckwith
    Jeremy, boy, he...
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    Yeah, J-bone.
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  • John Beckwith
    J- bone is... Believe it or not, he's getting married.
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    What? What an idiot! Oh, what a loser! Good. Good. More for me and you.
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  • John Beckwith
    More for... More for, uh...
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  • Random Girl
    I gotta go.
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    Hey, babe, yeah. You do whatever you have to do.
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  • Random Girl
    Thanks.
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    Okay, be strong. I'm just living the dream.
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  • John Beckwith
    That's unbelievable. Oh, man, I feel like, "Wow!" It's like I come over, I don't know what to expect. I gotta be honest, I come in, it's like... A little like I'm trying to get my bearings. There's cartoons, your mom, and it's like, you still got it! Look at her. "Just living the dream," I love that. I will have some meatloaf. Let's have some meatloaf.
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    You want some? I knew you'd come...
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  • John Beckwith
    Yes.
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    Hey, Mom! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf! What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there.
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  • John Beckwith
    "Just living the dream. " Where did you get that girl? She's hot.
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    I got her yesterday.
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  • John Beckwith
    Yesterday?
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    Yeah. I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby. Her boyfriend just died.
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  • John Beckwith
    You met her at a funeral?
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    Yeah. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident. What an idiot! Ahh! "I'm hang-gliding! Honey, take a good picture... I'm dead!" What a freak.
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  • John Beckwith
    You met her at a funeral.
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    Yeah, I'll throw in a wedding every now and then, but funerals are insane. The chicks are so horny, it's not even fair. It's like fishing with dynamite.
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  • John Beckwith
    Horny?
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    Yeah, crazy horny.
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  • John Beckwith
    I just... At a funeral?
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. Look it up.
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  • John Beckwith
    I didn't know that.
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  • Chazz Reinhold
    That's what I've learned. Ma, the meatloaf! Fuck! Saturday... I got one Saturday. You're coming with!
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  • John Beckwith
    Chazz, I'm sorry, I don't... I'm not judging you, because I think you're an innovator... but there's no way I'm ready for that.
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