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The Coup (2006)

The Office

Hug it out, Bitch Scene 15

The following quotes are the direct screenplay transcript of the scene "Hug it out, Bitch", from The Coup.

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SCENE TRANSCRIPT
  • Michael Scott
    Well, I guess it's time... that I turn over the keys to the famous Sebring.
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  • Dwight Schrute
    No, thank you.
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  • Michael Scott
    It's a corporate lease, Dwight. You've earned it.
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  • Dwight Schrute
    No, thanks. Not my style.
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  • Michael Scott
    But you said you liked it. You've always admired it, and...
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  • Dwight Schrute
    But that was before. I'm thinking about getting something German. Something with decent gas mileage. Plus the convertible is a ridiculous choice for this climate.
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  • Michael Scott
    Take it back.
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  • Dwight Schrute
    No.
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  • Michael Scott
    That's my car.
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  • Dwight Schrute
    What did you
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  • Michael Scott
    That's my car!
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  • Dwight Schrute
    Yes.
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  • Michael Scott
    I know, Dwight. I know. I know. I know.
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  • Dwight Schrute
    You know what?
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  • Michael Scott
    Jan called me about your little meeting!
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  • Dwight Schrute
    No.
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  • Michael Scott
    I know what you did. I made the whole thing up, Dwight.
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  • Dwight Schrute
    The Sebring's cool.
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  • Michael Scott
    Oh, do you? Do you like the Sebring? How dare you? How dare you, Dwight?
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  • Dwight Schrute
    Don't fire me. Please.
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  • Michael Scott
    Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire you right here on the spot.
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  • Dwight Schrute
    I have excellent sales numbers!
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  • Michael Scott
    Not good enough!
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  • Dwight Schrute
    I'll do anything! Anything! I'll do your laundry for a month! For a year! Michael!
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  • Michael Scott
    I have a laundry machine.
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  • Dwight Schrute
    I'm sorry. I'll do anything. [crying] Please. Please. Please.
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  • Michael Scott
    I don't know if I can trust you anymore.
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  • Dwight Schrute
    You can't. You can't. But I promise I'll never betray you again. What can I do, Michael? What can I do? What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?
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  • Michael Scott
    You can get up.
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  • Dwight Schrute
    What?
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  • Michael Scott
    Get up. And you can hug it out, bitch.
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  • Michael Scott
    [to camera] “Hug it out, bitch." That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out. And in doing so, they just let it go. And walk away. And they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however... I have found. Doesn't translate. Yeah. Yeah. We hugged it out. But it turns out, I was still a little angry. So I felt I needed to punish him just a little bit more. And I'm making him do my laundry for a year.
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