Zoolander (2001)

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Scene 1 Evil Plotting Designers
Scene 2 Zoolander's Looks
Scene 3 The Award Show
Scene 4 Nice Comeback!
Scene 5 Orange Mocha Frappuccino
Scene 6 A Model, Idiot?
Scene 7 Derek's Retirement
Scene 8 I'm Not a Gymnast
Scene 9 The Zoolander Men
Scene 10 Lose Five Pounds Immediately
Scene 11 Coal Mine Surprise!
Scene 12 Merman, Not Mermaid
Scene 13 Your Mistake Indeed
Scene 14 Nice Rack of Lamb
Scene 15 Derelicte
Scene 16 Derek Meets Katinka
Scene 17 Pull the Thread
Scene 18 Obey My Dog
Scene 19 1200 Messages
Scene 20 Freak Accidents
Scene 21 It's a Walk-Off
Scene 22 I'm Going Monk
Scene 23 Han Suckass
Scene 24 The Greatest Hand Model
Scene 25 Our Eugoogoly
Scene 26 The Threesome
Scene 27 You Call That Love
Scene 28 Computer Monkeys
Scene 29 Relax
Scene 30 Popping and Locking
Scene 31 School Commercial