The Avengers (2012)

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Best The Avengers Lines
  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    What, Rock of Ages giving up so easily?
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    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Nick Fury
    I recognize the Council has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it.
    3 people liked this quote
    From the scene Stupid Ass Decision

  • Nick Fury
    Are you planning to step on us?
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene Loki's Arrival

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    I have a plan. Attack.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Captain America
    I do. I understood that reference.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene What's His Play?

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Wait, you're on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene You Forced Our Hand

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    What the hell? What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene We Won

  • Nick Fury
    Yeah, you say "peace," I kind of think you mean the other thing.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Loki's Arrival

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Tony and Pepper

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    His first name is "Agent."
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Tony and Pepper

  • Uknown Man
    Not to men like you.
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    From the scene Always Men Like You

  • Uknown Man
    There are always men like you.
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    From the scene Always Men Like You

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Make your move, Reindeer Games. Good move.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Always Men Like You

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Still, you are pretty spry for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple of things doing time as a Capsicle.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    And now there's that guy.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Doesn't matter. If he frees Loki or kills him, the Tesseract's lost.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Loki
    You should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here to your precious Earth?
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Loki
    I'm listening.
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    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Dr. Banner (The Hulk)
    I don't think we should be focusing on Loki.That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You could smell crazy on him.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene What's His Play?

  • Thor
    Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene What's His Play?

  • Natasha (Black Widow)
    He killed 80 people in two days.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene What's His Play?

  • Thor
    He's adopted.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene What's His Play?

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    It's a stabilising agent. I'm just saying, pick a weekend. I'll fly you to Portland. Keep love alive. It means the portal won't collapse on itself like it did at S.H.I.E.L.D. No hard feelings, Point Break. You've got a mean swing. Also, it means the portal can open as wide and stay open as long, as Loki wants. Raise the mizzenmast. Jib the topsails. That man is playing Galaga. He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did. How does Fury even see these?
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    From the scene What's His Play?

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