The Avengers (2012)

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Best The Avengers Lines
  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    What, Rock of Ages giving up so easily?
    3 people liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Nick Fury
    I recognize the Council has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it.
    3 people liked this quote
    From the scene Stupid Ass Decision

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    I have a plan. Attack.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Tony and Pepper

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    His first name is "Agent."
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Tony and Pepper

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Still, you are pretty spry for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple of things doing time as a Capsicle.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    And now there's that guy.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Doesn't matter. If he frees Loki or kills him, the Tesseract's lost.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Captain America
    I do. I understood that reference.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene What's His Play?

  • Dr. Banner (The Hulk)
    This way, sir.
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    From the scene What's His Play?

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    You're tip-toeing, big man. You need to strut.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Tensions Rise

  • Nick Fury
    You're supposed to be locating the Tesseract.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene You Forced Our Hand

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Wait, you're on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene You Forced Our Hand

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Threat! Verbal threat. I feel threatened.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene You Forced Our Hand

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene You Forced Our Hand

  • Captain America
    It seems to run on some form of electricity.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene You're Not Wrong

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Well, you're not wrong.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene You're Not Wrong

  • Captain America
    Speak English!
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Not Your Enemies

  • Nick Fury
    Well, it's an old-fashioned notion.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Avengers Initiative

  • Unknown Man
    Well, then, son, you've got a condition.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Are You an Alien?

  • Barton (Hawkeye)
    Well, if I put an arrow through Loki's eye socket, I would sleep better, I suppose.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Cognitive Recalibration

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Yeah. It takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count, here. Your brother, the demigod, a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend. A man with breathtaking anger-management issues, a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
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    From the scene Too Late

  • Loki
    I have an army.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Too Late

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