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The Avengers (2012)

Top Quotes from The Avengers

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Best The Avengers Lines
  • Loki
    Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Dreykov's daughter, São Paulo, the hospital fire? Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping. It's gushing red and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer. Pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are part of you. And they will never go away. I won't touch Barton, not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work and when he screams, I'll split his skull. This is my bargain, you mewling quim.
    96 people liked this quote
    From the scene Red in My Ledger

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Uhhh, Shakespeare in the Park? Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?
    41 people liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Thor
    He's adopted.
    40 people liked this quote
    From the scene What's His Play?

  • Loki
    I'm listening.
    35 people liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    We have a Hulk.
    35 people liked this quote
    From the scene Too Late

  • Dr. Banner (The Hulk)
    Puny god.
    35 people liked this quote
    From the scene Puny God

  • Loki
    Kneel before me. I said... kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
    34 people liked this quote
    From the scene Always Men Like You

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    I have a plan. Attack.
    34 people liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Captain America
    There's only one God, ma'am. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.
    31 people liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Captain America
    I do. I understood that reference.
    31 people liked this quote
    From the scene What's His Play?

  • Loki
    Of course it does. I've come too far for anything else. I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
    29 people liked this quote
    From the scene Loki's Arrival

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    All right, yay! Hurray. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.
    29 people liked this quote
    From the scene We Won

  • Loki
    I'm not overly fond of what follows.
    28 people liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
    27 people liked this quote
    From the scene You Forced Our Hand

  • Dr. Banner (The Hulk)
    That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.
    27 people liked this quote
    From the scene Too Late

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    It's good to meet you, Dr Banner. Your work on antielectron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage-monster.
    24 people liked this quote
    From the scene What's His Play?

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Yeah... No. Bad call. He loves his hammer.
    23 people liked this quote
    From the scene Basically Gods

  • Thor
    (LAUGHS)... You people are so petty and tiny.
    23 people liked this quote
    From the scene You Forced Our Hand

  • Nick Fury
    I recognize the Council has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it.
    23 people liked this quote
    From the scene Stupid Ass Decision

  • Natasha (Black Widow)
    (mumbles in other language...)
    22 people liked this quote
    From the scene Natasha's Interrogation

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    I think I would just cut the wire.
    22 people liked this quote
    From the scene You Forced Our Hand

  • Nick Fury
    These were in Phil Coulson's jacket. I guess he never did get you to sign them. We're dead in the air up here. Our communications, the location of the Cube, Banner, Thor... I got nothing for you.I lost my one good eye. Maybe I had that coming. Yes, we were going to build an arsenal with the Tesseract.I never put all my chips on that number, though because I was playing something even riskier. There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea. In heroes.
    22 people liked this quote
    From the scene Avengers Initiative

  • Captain America
    I know guys with none of that worth ten of you.
    21 people liked this quote
    From the scene You Forced Our Hand

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    You're missing the point. There is no throne. There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.
    21 people liked this quote
    From the scene Too Late

  • Tony Stark (Ironman)
    Threat! Verbal threat. I feel threatened.
    20 people liked this quote
    From the scene You Forced Our Hand

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