Zoolander (2001)

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Best Zoolander Lines
  • Hansel
    All right, come on, over here. Hey, Ennui, will you do me a favor? Will you get me some of that tea that me and Lapsang got, when we were free climbing the Mayan ruins?
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    From the scene The Threesome

  • Jacobim Mugatu
    What? No, I don't have time for this.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene Evil Plotting Designers

  • Matilda
    Derek, I just have a few more questions, if that's okay.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene Zoolander's Looks

  • Jacobim Mugatu
    Oh, I'm sorry. Did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately, or get out of my building like now! Get out! I'm so tired! No, Todd, not now!
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene Lose Five Pounds Immediately

  • David Bowie
    If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. Now, this'll be a straight walk-off, old school rules. First model walks, second model duplicates, then elaborates. Okay, boys, let's go to work.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene I'm Going Monk

  • Derek Zoolander
    Vin Correjo. "Derriere Extraordinaire." 92 minus 63. None of them ever made it past 30.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Derek Zoolander
    I know that hand. It was in the fall 1973 Bulova watch catalogue. You're J. P. Prewitt. The world's greatest hand model.
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    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Derek Zoolander
    But why male models?
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    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Prewitt
    Are you serious? I just... l just told you that a moment ago.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Maury Ballstein
    That's what I'm talking about!
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene School Commercial

  • Reporter
    And here in Malaysia, there is an almost overwhelming sense of euphoria, as the newly-elected prime minister has given this impoverished nation the gift of hope, promising to raise the substandard minimum wage and end child labor once and for all. Already considered a living saint, he has become this small country's greatest hope, for a thriving future in the new millennium.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Evil Plotting Designers

  • Unknown Man
    Or cookie dough.
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    From the scene Evil Plotting Designers

  • Giorgio
    And when he's finished, we'll dispose of him.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Evil Plotting Designers

  • Matilda
    So when did you know you wanted to be a model?
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Zoolander's Looks

  • Some Guy
    Look, without Derek Zoolander, male modeling wouldn't be what it is today.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Award Show

  • Hansel
    All right, all right. all right.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Award Show

  • Old Lady
    Hey, Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog, too!
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Award Show

  • Fabio
    What this, the Slashie, mean, is you consider me the best actor slash model, and not the other way around.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Award Show

  • Leny
    All right, now to the important stuff. These ain't no slashes, folks. These are the pure breeds. Here are the nominees for Male Model of the Year.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Award Show

  • Jacobim Mugatu
    I think we've found our solution, Ballstein.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Award Show

  • Rufus
    I can't stand Hansel!
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Orange Mocha Frappuccino

  • Derek Zoolander
    I don't know. People who need help.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Orange Mocha Frappuccino

  • Lady
    Maury!
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene I'm Not a Gymnast

  • Derek Zoolander
    Who's winning the match?
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Merman, Not Mermaid

  • Derek Zoolander
    What?
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene 1200 Messages

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