Zoolander (2001)

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Best Zoolander Lines
  • Jacobim Mugatu
    Oh, I'm sorry. Did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately, or get out of my building like now! Get out! I'm so tired! No, Todd, not now!
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    From the scene Lose Five Pounds Immediately

  • Derek Zoolander
    Vin Correjo. "Derriere Extraordinaire." 92 minus 63. None of them ever made it past 30.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Hansel
    All right, come on, over here. Hey, Ennui, will you do me a favor? Will you get me some of that tea that me and Lapsang got, when we were free climbing the Mayan ruins?
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene The Threesome

  • Jacobim Mugatu
    What? No, I don't have time for this.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Evil Plotting Designers

  • Unknown Man
    Or cookie dough.
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    From the scene Evil Plotting Designers

  • Hansel
    All right, all right. all right.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Award Show

  • Leny
    All right, now to the important stuff. These ain't no slashes, folks. These are the pure breeds. Here are the nominees for Male Model of the Year.
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    From the scene The Award Show

  • Derek Zoolander
    What?
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    From the scene 1200 Messages

  • David Bowie
    If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. Now, this'll be a straight walk-off, old school rules. First model walks, second model duplicates, then elaborates. Okay, boys, let's go to work.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene I'm Going Monk

  • Unknown Man
    Let's take a walk. You think Zoolander's in trouble? Think again. What you've stumbled upon goes way deeper than you could ever fathom. The fashion industry has been behind, every major political assassination over the last 200 years. And behind every hit, a card-carrying male model.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Unknown Man
    You're God damn right he wasn't. But those two lookers who capped Kennedy from the grassy knoll sure as shit were.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Derek Zoolander
    I know that hand. It was in the fall 1973 Bulova watch catalogue. You're J. P. Prewitt. The world's greatest hand model.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Prewitt
    Once upon a time. But things change. Thanks to this homemade hyperbaric chamber, my sweet baby never did. Let's keep moving. And that's when I found out I was in line to assassinate Jimmy Carter.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Director
    You're a monkey, Derek! You're a monkey. Dance, monkey, in your little spangly shoes! Mash your cymbals, chimpy! Dance, Derek, dance!
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Derek Zoolander
    Good point.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Derek Zoolander
    But why male models?
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    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Derek Zoolander
    Right.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Prewitt
    You're a killing machine, Derek. They've programmed you.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Greatest Hand Model

  • Matilda
    Whoo! This... This is really strong tea.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene The Threesome

  • Maury Ballstein
    What are you talking?
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Popping and Locking

  • Katinka
    You don't have the guts, Kmart!
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Popping and Locking

  • Matilda
    Wanna bet? And by the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd Collection, and I got it at J.C. Penney. On sale.
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Popping and Locking

  • Derek Zoolander
    Whoo! Yeah!
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene Popping and Locking

  • Maury Ballstein
    That's what I'm talking about!
    1 person liked this quote
    From the scene School Commercial

  • Students
    Right!
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    From the scene School Commercial

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