The Big Lebowski (1998)

Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.
From the scene Dios Mio, Man

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Walter Sobchak
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!
From the scene Over the Line

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Jeffrey Lebowski
Man, come on I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
From the scene I Hate the Fucking Eagles

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Jeffrey Lebowski
I... the royal we, you know, the editorial... I dropped off the money, exactly as per... Look, man I've got certain information alright? Certain things have come to light, and uh, ya know, has it ever occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, you know it, it it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it's not just, it might not be, just such a simple, uh... you know?
From the scene The Royal We

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Jesus Quintana
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click.
From the scene Dios Mio, Man

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Walter Sobchak
Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
From the scene Over the Line

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Walter Sobchak
...some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fucking troubles are over, Dude.
From the scene Bulk of the Series

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Walter Sobchak
Oh, please dear! For your information: the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
From the scene Forget About the Fucking Toe

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Walter Sobchak
You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain.
From the scene Over the Line

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Walter Sobchak
What the fuck are you talking about?! The Chinaman is not the issue here dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not... Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, uh, Asian-American, Please.
From the scene That's Your Name, Dude

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Walter Sobchak
What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking you're fucking turn, Dude.
From the scene Over the Line

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Jeffrey Lebowski
He fixes the cable?
From the scene The Story is Ludicrous

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Jesus Quintana
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
From the scene Dios Mio, Man

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Donny Kerabatsos
I am the Walrus.
From the scene Dios Mio, Man

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Walter Sobchak
You mean--beyond pacifism?
From the scene Calmer Than You Are

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Walter Sobchak
Saturday Donny, is shabbas. The Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I um, don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!
From the scene Shomer Fucking Shabbas

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Hispanic Cop
Leads, yeah sure. I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in shifts.
From the scene They Got Us Working in Shifts

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Jeffrey Lebowski
Ah, nice marmot.
From the scene Nice Marmot

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The Stranger
I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there, the Dude, takin' her easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes The finals. Well, that about does her, wraps her all up. Things seem to have worked out pretty good for the Dude and Walter, and it was a pretty good story, don't ya think? Made me laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway. I didn't like seein' Donny go. But then, I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way. I guess that's the way the whole darned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' it-self, down through the generations, westward the wagons, across the sands a time until we-- aw, look at me, I'm ramblin' again. Wal, uh hope you folks enjoyed yourselves.
From the scene The Dude Abides

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Donny Kerabatsos
What's a pederast, Walter?
From the scene Dios Mio, Man

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Walter Sobchak
It's a league game, Smokey!
From the scene Over the Line

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Jeffrey Lebowski
Huh? wait wait, let me, let me explain something to you. Uh, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, uh, That, or uh, his Dudeness, or uh Duder, or uh El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing... uh.
From the scene I'm a Lebowski, You're a Lebowksi

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Walter Sobchak
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
From the scene Forget About the Fucking Toe

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Jeffrey Lebowski
THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!
From the scene The Royal We

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Walter Sobchak
Hell I can get you a toe by 3 0'clock this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.
From the scene Forget About the Fucking Toe

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