Deadpool

Between the Holidays

Deadpool
About Deadpool
  • Released in 2016
  • Directed by Tim Miller
  • Produced by 20th Century Fox
Characters in This Scene
Deadpool (Wade)
Ryan Reynolds
Vanessa
Morena Baccarin
Between the Holidays Full Transcript
Deadpool (Wade)
If your left leg is Thanksgiving... and your right leg is Christmas... can I visit you between the holidays? Oh! That sweater is terrible. But red looks good on you.
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Vanessa
Red's your color. Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Listen, I've been thinking...
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Vanessa
Really?
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Deadpool (Wade)
...about why we're so good together.
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Vanessa
Why's that?
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Deadpool (Wade)
Well, your crazy matches my crazy. Big time.
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Vanessa
Hmm.
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Deadpool (Wade)
And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces, you know, the weird curvy edges...
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Vanessa
You put them together and you can see the picture on top.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Right.
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Vanessa
Wade... there's something I've been meaning to ask you. But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me. Will you, uh... stick it in my...
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Deadpool (Wade)
Marry me?
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Vanessa
Uh... Jinx?
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Deadpool (Wade)
Huh.
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Vanessa
Where were you hiding that?
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Deadpool (Wade)
Nowhere. They say one month's salary. So, uh...
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Vanessa
You mean?
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Deadpool (Wade)
I do.
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Vanessa
That's my line. I love you, Wade Wilson.
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Deadpool (Wade)
You're supposed to... So that's a...
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Vanessa
Yes!
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Deadpool (Wade)
Whoo! Yes! I feel just like a little girl. What if I just held on and never let go?
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Vanessa
Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Oh, Star Wars jokes.
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Vanessa
Empire.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer. Hey. Perfect. Let's see. All right, wee break. Shake it, yeah.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of train-wrecks... with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled program.
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Deadpool (Wade)
What the...
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Vanessa
Oh, my God. Wade?
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