Characters in This Scene
Chazz's Mom
Kathryn Joosten
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Chazz Reinhold
Will Ferrell
Ma, Meatloaf Full Transcript
Chazz's Mom
Yeah?
John Beckwith
Hi, is Chazz here?
Chazz's Mom
Chazz, there's someone here to see you! Pick up your fucking skateboard!
John Beckwith
Chazz?
Chazz Reinhold
What the fuck do you want?
John Beckwith
I'm John Beckwith. I'm friends with Jeremy Grey.
Chazz Reinhold
Goddamn it, why didn't you say so? Come here, brother. Give me a hug. Bring it in for the real thing. Have a seat. Yeah. Goddamn you. I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize.
John Beckwith
Ouch. Yeah. Is this your place?
Chazz Reinhold
No. No, no, no. No, I live with my ma.
John Beckwith
Oh.
Chazz Reinhold
Yeah. You hungry? Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?
John Beckwith
Chazz, I think I'm okay. I had a bite right before I came over. Thank you.
Chazz Reinhold
John Beckwith
Jeremy, boy, he...
Chazz Reinhold
Yeah, J-bone.
John Beckwith
J- bone is... Believe it or not, he's getting married.
Chazz Reinhold
What? What an idiot! Oh, what a loser! Good. Good. More for me and you.
John Beckwith
More for... More for, uh...
Random Girl
I gotta go.
Chazz Reinhold
Hey, babe, yeah. You do whatever you have to do.
Random Girl
Thanks.
Chazz Reinhold
Okay, be strong. I'm just living the dream.
John Beckwith
That's unbelievable. Oh, man, I feel like, "Wow!" It's like I come over, I don't know what to expect. I gotta be honest, I come in, it's like... A little like I'm trying to get my bearings. There's cartoons, your mom, and it's like, you still got it! Look at her. "Just living the dream," I love that. I will have some meatloaf. Let's have some meatloaf.
Chazz Reinhold
You want some? I knew you'd come...
John Beckwith
Yes.
Chazz Reinhold
Hey, Mom! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf! What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there.
John Beckwith
"Just living the dream. " Where did you get that girl? She's hot.
Chazz Reinhold
I got her yesterday.
John Beckwith
Yesterday?
Chazz Reinhold
Yeah. I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby. Her boyfriend just died.
John Beckwith
You met her at a funeral?
Chazz Reinhold
Yeah. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident. What an idiot! Ahh! "I'm hang-gliding! Honey, take a good picture... I'm dead!" What a freak.
John Beckwith
You met her at a funeral.
Chazz Reinhold
Yeah, I'll throw in a wedding every now and then, but funerals are insane. The chicks are so horny, it's not even fair. It's like fishing with dynamite.
John Beckwith
Horny?
Chazz Reinhold
Yeah, crazy horny.
John Beckwith
I just... At a funeral?
Chazz Reinhold
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. Look it up.
John Beckwith
I didn't know that.
Chazz Reinhold
That's what I've learned. Ma, the meatloaf! Fuck! Saturday... I got one Saturday. You're coming with!
John Beckwith
Chazz, I'm sorry, I don't... I'm not judging you, because I think you're an innovator... but there's no way I'm ready for that.