Wedding Crashers

Ma, Meatloaf

Wedding Crashers
About Wedding Crashers
  • Released in 2005
  • Directed by David Dobkin
  • Produced by New Line Cinema
Characters in This Scene
Chazz's Mom
Kathryn Joosten
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Chazz Reinhold
Will Ferrell
Random Girl
Ma, Meatloaf Full Transcript
Chazz's Mom
Yeah?
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John Beckwith
Hi, is Chazz here?
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Chazz's Mom
Chazz, there's someone here to see you! Pick up your fucking skateboard!
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John Beckwith
Chazz?
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Chazz Reinhold
What the fuck do you want?
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John Beckwith
I'm John Beckwith. I'm friends with Jeremy Grey.
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Chazz Reinhold
Goddamn it, why didn't you say so? Come here, brother. Give me a hug. Bring it in for the real thing. Have a seat. Yeah. Goddamn you. I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize.
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John Beckwith
Ouch. Yeah. Is this your place?
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Chazz Reinhold
No. No, no, no. No, I live with my ma.
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John Beckwith
Oh.
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Chazz Reinhold
Yeah. You hungry? Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?
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John Beckwith
Chazz, I think I'm okay. I had a bite right before I came over. Thank you.
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Chazz Reinhold
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John Beckwith
Jeremy, boy, he...
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Chazz Reinhold
Yeah, J-bone.
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John Beckwith
J- bone is... Believe it or not, he's getting married.
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Chazz Reinhold
What? What an idiot! Oh, what a loser! Good. Good. More for me and you.
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John Beckwith
More for... More for, uh...
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Random Girl
I gotta go.
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Chazz Reinhold
Hey, babe, yeah. You do whatever you have to do.
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Random Girl
Thanks.
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Chazz Reinhold
Okay, be strong. I'm just living the dream.
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John Beckwith
That's unbelievable. Oh, man, I feel like, "Wow!" It's like I come over, I don't know what to expect. I gotta be honest, I come in, it's like... A little like I'm trying to get my bearings. There's cartoons, your mom, and it's like, you still got it! Look at her. "Just living the dream," I love that. I will have some meatloaf. Let's have some meatloaf.
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Chazz Reinhold
You want some? I knew you'd come...
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John Beckwith
Yes.
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Chazz Reinhold
Hey, Mom! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf! What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there.
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John Beckwith
"Just living the dream. " Where did you get that girl? She's hot.
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Chazz Reinhold
I got her yesterday.
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John Beckwith
Yesterday?
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Chazz Reinhold
Yeah. I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby. Her boyfriend just died.
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John Beckwith
You met her at a funeral?
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Chazz Reinhold
Yeah. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident. What an idiot! Ahh! "I'm hang-gliding! Honey, take a good picture... I'm dead!" What a freak.
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John Beckwith
You met her at a funeral.
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Chazz Reinhold
Yeah, I'll throw in a wedding every now and then, but funerals are insane. The chicks are so horny, it's not even fair. It's like fishing with dynamite.
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John Beckwith
Horny?
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Chazz Reinhold
Yeah, crazy horny.
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John Beckwith
I just... At a funeral?
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Chazz Reinhold
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. Look it up.
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John Beckwith
I didn't know that.
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Chazz Reinhold
That's what I've learned. Ma, the meatloaf! Fuck! Saturday... I got one Saturday. You're coming with!
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John Beckwith
Chazz, I'm sorry, I don't... I'm not judging you, because I think you're an innovator... but there's no way I'm ready for that.
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