Characters in This Scene
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Grandma Mary Cleary
Ellen Albertini Dow
Randolph
Ron Canada
You Motorboating Son of a Bitch Full Transcript
Jeremy Grey
John, I need to talk to you.
John Beckwith
No, not right now.
Jeremy Grey
What's wrong with you? Why you got the weird look all over your face?
John Beckwith
Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey
Well, snap out of it! What? A hot older woman made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith
I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey
Try getting jacked off under the table in front of the family and have some real problems. Jackass. What were they like anyway? They look pretty good. Are they real? Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pbbbbt. You motorboating son of a bitch. You old sailor, you. Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith
What is wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey
What do you mean...? What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith
No what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey
No what's wrong with you? You're projecting.
John Beckwith
Drop it.
Jeremy Grey
No you drop it. You stop projecting on me. Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith
Drop it!
Jeremy Grey
"Team player. " !
Grandma Mary Cleary
Oh, Mr. President. Ahh! What do you want?
Jeremy Grey
You're in my room.
Grandma Mary Cleary
Oh, dear. I'm too drunk to walk, so carry me to my room.
Jeremy Grey
Carry you? Sure.
Randolph
You banging the daughter and the grandma? How much jam you got, man?
Jeremy Grey
Jam?
Randolph
Listen, man. The family dog live downstairs. I can wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky.
Jeremy Grey
You could not be more wrong about what just happened.
Randolph
Just be gentle with her, okay? She be pushing 90.
Jeremy Grey
Jesus Christ.