Characters in This Scene
Donny Kerabatsos
Steve Buscemi
Walter Sobchak
John Goodman
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Smokey
Jimmie Dale Gilmore
Over the Line Full Transcript
Donny Kerabatsos
Woohoo...I'm slammin them tonight. You guys are dead in the water!!
Walter Sobchak
Alright! Way to go, Donny! If you will it, it is no dream.
Jeffrey Lebowski
You're fucking twenty minutes late, man. What the fuck is that?
Walter Sobchak
Theodore Herzel.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Huh?
Walter Sobchak
State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
Jeffrey Lebowski
What the fuck are you talking about man? The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier?
Walter Sobchak
Huh? Oh!--Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
Jeffrey Lebowski
You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak
What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking you're fucking turn, Dude.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?
Walter Sobchak
First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey man, Walter, you know--
Walter Sobchak
Fucking dog has fucking papers, --Over the line!
Smokey
Huh?
Walter Sobchak
I'm sorry Smokey, You were over the line, that's a foul.
Smokey
Bullshit. Mark it eight Dude.
Walter Sobchak
Excuse me! Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey
Bullshit. Walter! Mark it eight dude.
Walter Sobchak
Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey Walter come on, it's just--hey man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know, it's just a game, man.
Walter Sobchak
This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round-robin, am I wrong?
Smokey
Yeah, but I wasn't--
Walter Sobchak
Am I wrong!?
Smokey
Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker, Dude, I'm marking it an eight.
Walter Sobchak
Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter, man --
Walter Sobchak
You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain.
Smokey
I'm not--
Walter Sobchak
A world of pain.
Smokey
Look Dude, I ... this is your partner--
Walter Sobchak
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!
Jeffrey Lebowski
They're calling the cops, man, put the piece away.
Walter Sobchak
MARK IT ZERO!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter put the piece away.
Smokey
Walter--
Walter Sobchak
YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE? MARK IT ZERO!!
Smokey
All right!! It's fucking zero! You happy, you crazy fuck?
Walter Sobchak
It's a league game, Smokey!