Deadpool

Wham!

Deadpool
About Deadpool
  • Released in 2016
  • Directed by Tim Miller
  • Produced by 20th Century Fox
Characters in This Scene
Deadpool (Wade)
Ryan Reynolds
Vanessa
Morena Baccarin
Wham! Full Transcript
Deadpool (Wade)
Uh... This is my most prized possession.
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Vanessa
Wham?
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Deadpool (Wade)
No, no, no. Wham! Make It Big is the album that George and Andy earned the exclamation point.
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Vanessa
So, am I supposed to just smile and wave you out the door?
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Deadpool (Wade)
Think of it like spring cleaning. Only if spring was death. God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters.
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Vanessa
Sounds like you do. Bernadette is not going anywhere, because you're not going anywhere. Drink.
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Deadpool (Wade)
You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without. Ha.
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Vanessa
You belong here at home. Surrounded by your Voltron and your Bernadette, and your me.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show. Like, a Yakov-Smirnoff- opening-for-the Spin-Doctors-at-the- Iowa-State-Fair shit-show. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. I want you to remember me. Not the ghost of Christmas me.
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Vanessa
Well, I wanna remember us.
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Deadpool (Wade)
I swear to God, I will find you in the next life... and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window. Wham!
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Vanessa
No one is boom-boxing shit. Okay? We can fight this. Besides, I just realized something. You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine.
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