Characters in This Scene
Deadpool (Wade)
Ryan Reynolds
Al
Leslie Uggams
Agent Smith
Jed Rees
Dopinder
Karan Soni
Killed By a Zamboni Full Transcript
Deadpool (Wade)
This shit's gonna have nuts in it.
Deadpool (Wade)
Where's Francis? Where's Francis?
Al
Seltzer water and lemon for blood. Or wear red. Dumbass.
Deadpool (Wade)
Don't make me ask twice. Where...is Francis? He made me ask twice. Is the mask muffling my voice?
Deadpool (Wade)
Where's Francis? Where the fuck is Francis?
Deadpool (Wade)
You're about to be killed by a Zamboni.
Deadpool (Wade)
Where's Francis?
Unknown Woman
No! Please!
Deadpool (Wade)
Oh, God! I'm so sorry! Oh! You little spider monkey! Where... is... Francis? This is confusing. Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean, the line gets real... blurry.
Deadpool (Wade)
Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're gonna die! In five minutes!
Agent Smith
Don't hesitate to call me.
Deadpool (Wade)
Nice to see you, Jared. I'll take the footlong... Fully loaded.
Agent Smith
Whoa, whoa!
Deadpool (Wade)
41 confirmed kills. Now it's 89. About to be 90.
Agent Smith
Mr. Wilson?
Deadpool (Wade)
Ding-ding.
Agent Smith
You're looking very alive.
Deadpool (Wade)
Ha! Only on the outside!
Agent Smith
This is not going to end well for me, is it?
Deadpool (Wade)
This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss?
Agent Smith
I can tell you exactly...
Deadpool (Wade)
Oh, you'll tell me. But first... You might wanna look away for this. Now this little piggy went to... Thank you, Agent Smith.
Deadpool (Wade)
Taxi!
Dopinder
Hop in! Great day for a ride.
Deadpool (Wade)
And we all know how this turned out. Whoops! You weren't meant to see that. There. All caught up.
Garbage Man
We're here.