Killed By a Zamboni Scene from Deadpool

Killed By a Zamboni

Deadpool

Scenes Cast

About Deadpool

Released in 2016
Directed by Tim Miller
Produced by 20th Century Fox

Characters in This Scene

Deadpool (Wade)

Ryan Reynolds

Al

Leslie Uggams

Unknown Woman

Agent Smith

Jed Rees

Dopinder

Karan Soni

Garbage Man

Killed By a Zamboni Full Transcript

Deadpool (Wade)

This shit's gonna have nuts in it.

Deadpool (Wade)

Where's Francis? Where's Francis?

Al

Seltzer water and lemon for blood. Or wear red. Dumbass.

Deadpool (Wade)

Don't make me ask twice. Where...is Francis? He made me ask twice. Is the mask muffling my voice?

Deadpool (Wade)

Where's Francis? Where the fuck is Francis?

Deadpool (Wade)

You're about to be killed by a Zamboni.

Deadpool (Wade)

Where's Francis?

Unknown Woman

No! Please!

Deadpool (Wade)

Oh, God! I'm so sorry! Oh! You little spider monkey! Where... is... Francis? This is confusing. Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean, the line gets real... blurry.

Deadpool (Wade)

Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're gonna die! In five minutes!

Agent Smith

Don't hesitate to call me.

Deadpool (Wade)

Nice to see you, Jared. I'll take the footlong... Fully loaded.

Agent Smith

Whoa, whoa!

Deadpool (Wade)

41 confirmed kills. Now it's 89. About to be 90.

Agent Smith

Mr. Wilson?

Deadpool (Wade)

Ding-ding.

Agent Smith

You're looking very alive.

Deadpool (Wade)

Ha! Only on the outside!

Agent Smith

This is not going to end well for me, is it?

Deadpool (Wade)

This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss?

Agent Smith

I can tell you exactly...

Deadpool (Wade)

Oh, you'll tell me. But first... You might wanna look away for this. Now this little piggy went to... Thank you, Agent Smith.

Deadpool (Wade)

Taxi!

Dopinder

Hop in! Great day for a ride.

Deadpool (Wade)

And we all know how this turned out. Whoops! You weren't meant to see that. There. All caught up.

Garbage Man

We're here.