Deadpool

Looks Are Everything

Deadpool
About Deadpool
  • Released in 2016
  • Directed by Tim Miller
  • Produced by 20th Century Fox
Characters in This Scene
Deadpool (Wade)
Ryan Reynolds
Al
Leslie Uggams
Looks Are Everything Full Transcript
Deadpool (Wade)
Oh.
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Al
Tylenol PM?
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Deadpool (Wade)
You can stick that where you stuck the Bactin. I raided my stash of wisdom tooth Percocet... and I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now. But I appreciate the gesture.
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Al
Am I crazy, or is your hand really small?
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Deadpool (Wade)
About the size of a KFC spork.
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Al
Ugh. I get why you're so pissy... but your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this woman... and tell her how you feel.
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Deadpool (Wade)
What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me. If you could see me, you'd understand.
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Al
Looks aren't everything.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Looks are everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method?
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Al
Love is blind, Wade.
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Deadpool (Wade)
No. You're blind.
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Al
So, you're just gonna lie there and whimper?
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Deadpool (Wade)
No, I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty... and then I'm gonna come up with a whole new Christmas Day plan. In the meantime, you might wanna leave the room. I bet it feels huge in this hand. Go, go, go.
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