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Deadpool (Wade)
Ryan Reynolds
Weasel
T. J. Miller
Al
Leslie Uggams
I Need All the Guns Full Transcript
Deadpool (Wade)
Fucker!
Weasel
Wait, wait. Let's... Just...
Deadpool (Wade)
Cock juggling...
Weasel
We can talk about what we're gonna...
Deadpool (Wade)
Jiminy! Fuck face!
Weasel
Okay, or you can hit that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Deadpool (Wade)
Fuck! Fuck!
Weasel
No, no. All right. Hey!
Deadpool (Wade)
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Weasel
Hey, um... Relax. Relax. Okay.
Deadpool (Wade)
Whoa! Whoa!
Weasel
Okay. I think that's a good start.
Deadpool (Wade)
Oh, I'm gonna rip his motherfucking...
Weasel
Wait.
Deadpool (Wade)
Find it! Find it.
Weasel
What?
Deadpool (Wade)
I'm gonna get angry.
Weasel
Okay. All right. All right. Okay. All right. Here. This is Vanessa.
Deadpool (Wade)
What?
Weasel
No, wait. It's Francis. He wants you to come to him.
Deadpool (Wade)
What is that?
Weasel
That's the shit emoji. You know, it's the turd with the smiling face and the eyes? I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long.
Deadpool (Wade)
I need guns.
Weasel
Okay, which ones?
Deadpool (Wade)
I need all the guns!
Weasel
All right. Okay. That's about 3,000 rounds.
Deadpool (Wade)
We all know what I can do with 12. Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap! We're downrange.
Al
I was gonna spend the night assembling the Borje, but this is holding my interest.
Deadpool (Wade)
I told you, we're going with the Urvaj, not the Borje. Get it through your head or get out of fuck town.
Al
Shit. That's all the pieces in the house.
Deadpool (Wade)
Nah, nah... Come on. Let's go. Cough it up. Up, up, up. Oh. Down, down, down.
Al
Fuck you.
Weasel
.45 cal. I like it. Wade... I'd go with you, but I don't want to.
Deadpool (Wade)
Uh... Listen, Al... if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. And also, uh, there's about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment... right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.
Weasel
You wanna get fucked up?