Deadpool

I Need All the Guns

Deadpool
About Deadpool
  • Released in 2016
  • Directed by Tim Miller
  • Produced by 20th Century Fox
Characters in This Scene
Deadpool (Wade)
Ryan Reynolds
Weasel
T. J. Miller
Al
Leslie Uggams
I Need All the Guns Full Transcript
Deadpool (Wade)
Fucker!
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Weasel
Wait, wait. Let's... Just...
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Deadpool (Wade)
Cock juggling...
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Weasel
We can talk about what we're gonna...
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Deadpool (Wade)
Jiminy! Fuck face!
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Weasel
Okay, or you can hit that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Fuck! Fuck!
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Weasel
No, no. All right. Hey!
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Deadpool (Wade)
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Weasel
Hey, um... Relax. Relax. Okay.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Whoa! Whoa!
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Weasel
Okay. I think that's a good start.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Oh, I'm gonna rip his motherfucking...
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Weasel
Wait.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Find it! Find it.
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Weasel
What?
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Deadpool (Wade)
I'm gonna get angry.
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Weasel
Okay. All right. All right. Okay. All right. Here. This is Vanessa.
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Deadpool (Wade)
What?
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Weasel
No, wait. It's Francis. He wants you to come to him.
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Deadpool (Wade)
What is that?
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Weasel
That's the shit emoji. You know, it's the turd with the smiling face and the eyes? I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long.
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Deadpool (Wade)
I need guns.
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Weasel
Okay, which ones?
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Deadpool (Wade)
I need all the guns!
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Weasel
All right. Okay. That's about 3,000 rounds.
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Deadpool (Wade)
We all know what I can do with 12. Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap! We're downrange.
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Al
I was gonna spend the night assembling the Borje, but this is holding my interest.
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Deadpool (Wade)
I told you, we're going with the Urvaj, not the Borje. Get it through your head or get out of fuck town.
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Al
Shit. That's all the pieces in the house.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Nah, nah... Come on. Let's go. Cough it up. Up, up, up. Oh. Down, down, down.
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Al
Fuck you.
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Weasel
.45 cal. I like it. Wade... I'd go with you, but I don't want to.
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Deadpool (Wade)
Uh... Listen, Al... if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. And also, uh, there's about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment... right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.
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Weasel
You wanna get fucked up?
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