Characters in This Scene
Deadpool (Wade)
Ryan Reynolds
Dopinder
Karan Soni
Colossus
Stefan Kapicic
Negasonic
Brianna Hildebrand
Cocoon is Pure Pornography Full Transcript
Deadpool (Wade)
And that is why, in my opinion... the movie Cocoon is pure pornography.
Dopinder
Who brought this twinkly man?
Deadpool (Wade)
Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid. In exchange, I said that I would consider joining his boy band.
Colossus
It's not boy band.
Deadpool (Wade)
Sure it's not. So, any luck winning Gita back?
Dopinder
I tried to hold on tight, Mr. Pool... but Bandhu is more craftier and handsomer than me.
Deadpool (Wade)
Well, I think you're pretty darn cute. Dopinder.
Dopinder
Hmm?
Deadpool (Wade)
What was that?
Dopinder
Uh... That was Bandhu in the trunk.
Colossus
Ban who?
Dopinder
My romantic rival Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, DP. I plan to gut him like a tandoori fish, then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep.
Deadpool (Wade)
I did not tell him to do that. Absolutely not. It got lost in translation. Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back! I'm so proud of you. Drop Bandhu off,safe and gentle-like. Kill him. And then, win Gita back... the old fashioned way: with your boyish charm. Kidnap her.
Negasonic
He's super dead.
Dopinder
Whoa! I presume a crisp high five?
Deadpool (Wade)
For you? 10. Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference. You know what to do.
Dopinder
Knock 'em dead,Pool Boy!