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Deadpool (Wade)
Ryan Reynolds
Polverine Full Transcript
Deadpool (Wade)
Wha... Oh! Oh, hello. I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Polverine." And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under. Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix and, oh... Bad guys to kill. Maximum effort.
Deadpool (Wade)
Cock shot. Ha! Rich Corinthian leather. I'm looking for Francis! Have you seen this man? Yanky, yanky! I've never said this, but don't swallow. Shit. Did I leave the stove on?