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Colossus
Stefan Kapicic
Negasonic
Brianna Hildebrand
Matching Unitards Full Transcript
Reporter
Now, breaking news. A multi-car collision turned shots fired on the crosstown expressway this morning. Gridlock has kept police from the scene. Residents are advised to remain in their homes. The assailant appears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing... a red suit.
Colossus
A red suit. Deadpool. Negasonic! Come, we have mission.
Negasonic
Colossus, wait up.
Colossus
I've given Deadpool every chance to join us... but he'd rather act like a child. A heavily-armed child. When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man?
Negasonic
Which benefits? The matching unitards? The house that blows up every few years?
Colossus
Please. House blowing up builds character. You ate breakfast, yes? Breakfast is most important meal of day. Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.