Characters in This Scene
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller
Jacobim Mugatu
Will Ferrell
Todd
Nathan Lee Graham
Your Mistake Indeed Full Transcript
Derek Zoolander
Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at first, Mr. Mugatu. I mean, you've never hired me before, and I've been around for...
Jacobim Mugatu
For ages and ages. You've been around for a long, long time. I never wanted anything from you. And now that you're retired, I can't have you. And it's funny how it switches like that. But now the forbidden fruit must be tasted.
Derek Zoolander
Well, when Maury told me what you were willing to do, I... agh!
Jacobim Mugatu
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
Todd
My mistake, Jacobim.
Jacobim Mugatu
Your mistake, indeed! Yes, Derek. What Maury said I was willing to do for you. Let's get back to the reason that we're really here. Without much further ado, I give you the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can't Read Good.
Derek Zoolander
What is this? A center for ants?
Jacobim Mugatu
What?
Derek Zoolander
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read, if they can't even fit inside the building?
Jacobim Mugatu
Derek, it's just a small...
Derek Zoolander
I don't want to hear your excuses! The center has to be at least three times bigger than this.
Jacobim Mugatu
He's absolutely right.
Derek Zoolander
Thank you. I have a vision.
Jacobim Mugatu
And so do I. Let me show you mine.